scars

did he also try to get engaged to an Inuit gal by buying her flip flops?

 

lmao.

 

I've got something thought out.

Doesn't involve an umbrella.

 

Well there are a lot of things to say about my father. He was a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

 

I have a couple pretty gnarly scars on my shins from bmx and motocross.

But I dont care about blending them in.