screw valentines day and screw the whole month of february

Roses, a nice vase, some beads, and a third of a dozen churros solve my valentines.

 

too many loved up couples makes me want to vom

 

Nice!

 

I hate Valentine's Day, only because I have no one to share it with.

 

hersheys bar outta the company vendin machine and a signed card, recycled hopefully. If I can find last years.

 

but its still Groundhogs day.. :willy_nilly:

 

Take the worst day you had in January, repeat 28 times and that's February.

 

*snicker* at least you remember. i always forget.

 

problem is, I can never find last years card and have to spring for a brand new one.

 

you can always take me to the card store and pick one for me to read.

 

i'm getting my girl a valentines day present...


my fat dick.


romantic, i know.

 

better yet. sign the candy bar.

 

valentines day is like the chocolate companies and hallmark encouraging extra cheap prostitution.

 

thats a good idea but the logistics sucks. cheaper to do it my way since we moved to the country

 

at least give her dick in a box

 

clever. she'd probably rather have one with batteries, though.

 

February used to be the month I paid the least attention to, except as inspiration to plan along road trip as far away as possible. Now that I've acquired the habit of staying put, February is the month that keeps me closest to home, feasting on the memories of travel and news of my neighbors.

 

puhleaase, there isn't a vibrator on the market that screams "LAG" when she slows down her bj or screams "GG, NOOB" when its done its job.

 

that's incredibly interesting.

 

And slightly disturbing.