Secrets of the One Above

Ny is actually Fin in disguise. Fin is actually Quoth in disguise. And Quoth is actually a turtle who's just gone into retirement (he used to work with the police).

 

OMG, how'd you guess??? And don't lump us 3 together please... funny circumstances...

Jai is a fish that lives in the north sea. She is in love with a sexy cromer crab called Marvin.

 

K shant in the future... XD i'll change it to Lith and umm... Shylock.

In fact, Ny is named after the science project in Moscow. Nykeliumni Yeltikk. Meaning BOOYAH! in the ancient language of Frussian.

 

Jaitaiyai used to be a man called ILuVMusic....

 

Sal used to be called Loretta

 

i believe thats already been done... honestly..

Verseau's name (got a bit of a name theme going ) actually derives from the latin Versay Eau meaning Sticky Water. Sticky water was the name of a Latin rock band back in the day, they were at the forefront of musical development and have been described as the most "fuckin' rad band betch..." and "Quite elegant i must say.. Delightfully perky."

 

Jaitaiyai thinks it's been done already, but she's just going mad....

 

Sal owns a worm called Mary and takes it out on walks on a little lead.

 

Ny once tried to get onto The Weakest Link but she thought it was a fashion programme and turned up to the studio covered in chains. She even wore a chain from her eyebrow to her nose. They asked her to leave. She hasnt work a chain since.

 

Jai is sexually attracted to fish, but only orange ones...

 

Fingermouse has not been to Confession for far too long and has fallen from grace with God

 

Joshua Tree was said to be dissapointed that the aliens didn't probe him.

 

Psiwave keeps a mangle in his shed at the bottom of the garden which he uses to make sausages out of the orphaned babies of deported illegal asylum seekers.

 

Joshua Tree is actually just a hedge

 

I knew it all along

 

Fingermouse is a huge fan of Hammy Hamster

 

BBAD is allergic to coconut shampoo.

 

Jai is made entirely of coconuts

 

lithium wont get you high

 

^drives a forklift truck while shouting "this will get you high! do you get it? do you get it?"