Secrets of the One Above

Writes birthday cards to his cat

 

She is a member of P.E.T.A. (People who Eat Tasty Animals)

 

Got drunk and trashed an AA meeting.

 

has a blow up pool in her room so she can get up every morning and walk the plank

 

Doesn't know the difference between a girl or a boy..

Peace

 

wears slippers outside and workboots in the house

 

Picks his nose and eats it !!!!

Peace

 

is actually bronze.....painted to look silver

 

haha.. Awesome. :cheers2:

OT: Sleeps with a Stephan Fry beanie baby.

 

the "boat" to which Jai refers is actually an old oil drum which she bobs about in on the Atlantic.

 

Fucks senior citizens for a piece of their social security check.

 

Have met one of the Krankies

 

always farts in his/her hand to get a sample whiff

 

Has a room in his house completely devoted to Hannah Montana.

We all do that!
Waitaminute. Sorry, I thought this was the confessions thread. :leaving:

 

Sings and dances to Bollywood songs in the shower....

 

Shuns mirrors for obvious reasons !!

Peace

 

Married a skunk. For obvious reasons!

 

secretly loves the smell of Old Hippies

 

Likes the smell of his own gas

 

BBAD is actually just a soft little fluffy pussycat who wouldn't harm a fly