Secrets of the One Above

Really is on a boat. A gravy boat. Really it's too small for her.

 

Is paranoid about people touching his bellybutton because his Mum always told him its there to hold his bum on

 

Absolutely adores The Jonas Brothers. Watched Camp Rock 7 times.

 

her new diet consists mainly of gizzards and "other" organ meats :ack2:

 

rides alligators in his spare time

 

Still punches someone everytime he/she sees a Volkwagen Beetle

 

knows who shot JR

 

Shot JR

 

Gets turned on by songs by the Lighthouse Family

 

dances in abandoned cornfields

 

Secretly visits every shooting location for the show "The Amazing Race" exactly two days after the competitors

 

keeps a collection of vintage moped hadlebars

 

Can blow bubbles without the aid of a small hoop and washing up liquid.

 

doesn't know who boxxy is

 

He secretly buys watery Aylmers ketchup and puts it in a Heinz bottle

 

Can play Stairway to heaven all the way through, however not many people recognize it as he plays it on the drums.

 

fakes the hiccups

 

It shocks me to this day there are people who have not heard of Boxxy.

Eats Ketchup on his cereal.

 

Who's Boxxy, possibly a little troll on the tube?

Can spit a pound(£) the distance of just short of 50ft with such accuracy that she can actually buy a can of lemonade from a vending machine from across a busy street.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw


Is head of the Star Trek Fan Club