Secrets of the One Above

you ARE boxxy *gasp*

 

owns a horse named trigger

 

Always pees in the pool

 

swallows the pool water

 

Has a copy of every single Robert Downey jr movie ever made

 

can perform circular breathing but only when being given a breathalyzer test

 

wears a size ten workboot on the left foot....and a size 12 tennis shoe on the right

 

owns a statue composed entirely of melted shoehorns

 

keeps a booger collection behind the left side bed post

 

knits bonnets for the heads of cabbage he keeps in his cellar

 

rolls up his pennies and puts nickles on the ends...then cashes them in at other peoples banks

 

Has a pet roach !!!

Peace

 

doubles up on underwears and socks

 

Named his calculator in highschool. Was heartbroken when he lost it.

 

she steals calculators ...to feed her calculator/dominoe addiction

 

makes tapestries out of stray hairs he finds in public places

 

Secretly hates everyone who happens to be named "Bob"

 

always keeps a few cloves of garlic in his pocket just in case...

 

Has "Boxxy" listed as a subscription on his youtube account

 

still thinks paul is dead