Secrets of the One Above

quoth is actually straight-edge ... he never drinks, never does drugs, and would never date someone that did ... he's also extremely religious and attends confession every morning

 

Phoenix Indigo likes to smell her husbands armpits before bed each night

 

Moon beam once fell down the hole in a tube of toothpaste. Her breath was minty for days.

 

oh! thanks a LOT. now i'll never get to visit my baby sis in hawaii.

nyny is dealthy afraid of dust.

 

MamaKCita never brushes her teeth as she believes that little fairies live in the tube and will die if oxygen reaches them.

 

Moon Beam wears a swastika on her arm and says it's because she's a Hindu....

 

Peace Phoenix holds a grudge against anyone deemed better that him and makes himself feel better by calling them a racist.

 

Moonbeam has a fruit hat that's made out of real fruit.. it serves her as a lunchbox.

 

Chris LURVES crowds, can't get enough of em in fact.

 

Finlay bathes daily in Cotes du Rhone.. for weekends it's the blood of virgins.

 

Quoth The Raven actually lives in Antarctica and uses this forum for scientific experiments.

 

Tromobine Bleu thinks the sea between fravnce and england is really a pond.

 

Nyika has a secret undergound lair where she conducts experiments on vegetables - no animal testing!

 

Quoth the Raven didn't meet me in Cambridge yesterday because he doesn't actually exist....

 

Peace knows Quoth doesnt exist because he keeps tabs on all the people on HF. He has a special filling cabinet for their files and hair strands.

 

jaitaiyai isn't actually iluvmusic, she is in fact iluvmusic's stalker who is holding iluvmusic hostage in her closet and feeding her only tiny bits of cheese on a cream cracker once every 6 hours

 

Phoenix Indigo steals sweets from children and then throws them at passers by.

 

The animals in moon's sig all live with her in a yellow submarine. On dry land.

 

ny is actually a three hunderd pound american marine living in oklahoma.

 

KC owns a camel. She likes to drink the special milk that comes out of its winky.