Seven word story ...again (game)

But the squirrel needed a smoke and

 

an the bear had a smoke too

 

Then the bear sat on the fire

 

and sang love songs to the squirrel

 

They fell in love and made squears.

 

an gathered loads a wood for fires

 

but the bears family didn't like the

 

bus driver job he got,so they

 

Made the bear a doctor but he

 

got bear a job as a builder

 

so he built a house with three beds

 

sorry wee overlap. did'nt like it an got another job

 

which STILL meant he built a house that had three beds!

[don't make me angry roamy...you won't like me when I'm angry.]

 

Lol its ok.
And then came along goldilocks but

 

Daddy Bear preferred brunettes so she was

 

sorry puggy.overlap again. an a big shed with a lock

 

but she tried to run away

 

and bumped into the presidential guard,who

 

an mr bear ran away with her

 

And decided to cook her with peppers