Seven word story ...again (game)

but Cheney was busy annoying his slippers

 

so G.W called his daddy to ask

 

Spiderman to help-but Spiderman is democrat

 

so Bushy asked his wife how to

 

become king-but she was busy editing

 

Bush's speeches which she had carefully written

 

in crayon so he'd recognise the words

 

Then she helped Bushy to carefully pronounce

 

the hard ones-like "I'm a plank"

 

but Bushy had so much trouble pronouncing

 

"Plank" that the Syrians offered to assist

 

him to commit suicide, but he unfortunately

 

thought they said 'incest'...and fucked his mum!

 

As this was typical Bushy behavior, he

 

was let off-with the other fireworks

 

celebrating Bushy's anniversary of graduation from kindergarten

 

to president,as he could spell 'bribe'.

 

Cheney, however, had to help him spell

 

shoot my friend while hunting for quail.

 

and then shot him in the face