Seven word story ...again (game)

and keeping oil lamps burning all night

 

to light the lost and lonely souls

 

and to protect them from all evil

 

and make plenty of money to boot

 

all the poor people into getting poorer

 

and the rich into getting richer until

 

they realise how really poor they've become

 

when they're burning in hell for oppressing

 

the little chinese kid who smelled like

 

a little sweet breeze of fresh air

 

and could cook Noodle Surprise,which had

 

ingredients that Bushy's friends' food companies had

 

smuggled out of CERN under their hats

 

that they forced the world to buy

 

even though all ingredients were gone off

 

and had neutrino sprinkles,to cook faster

 

and aid one in maintaining bowel regularity

 

at incredible speeds-which had certain drawbacks....

 

one of which was a bad case....................

 

of the 'Splunders'- combining 'Splatters with 'Thunder'!