Seven word story ...again (game)

the elephants were doing a jig with

 

some ants. It didn't go very well.

 

so they jumped into some water quickly

 

and drowned. The elephants called the cops

 

But the cops were busy with the

 

crazy bath salt zombie face eater guy

 

that was on bath salts and the new

 

research chemical, fukitahl and ended up getting

 

wasted and decided to take a bath

 

. While in the bath they began to

 

drink hot tea and smoke a bowl

 

of a mysterious herb that they had

 

stashed away in a hidden cabinet below

 

when suddenly, out of the blue a

 

smurf jumps out of nowhere and shouts

 

The sky is falling! the sky is

 

SPLAT! as the sky actually does fall.

 

So everyone was squished like a pancake

 

Oops! I did not mean for that

 

then aliens invaded and wondered where they