Seven word story ...again (game)

by blowing it up before it hits

 

The ground killing all the children who

 

are playing in the fields near by

 

will please tell jesus to eat faster

 

cos it might be his last supper

 

Because he is going on a cleanse

 

and then to a motley crue concert

 

and then to mcdonalds for a mcmuffin

 

but not before he goes to the

 

bathroom to take a dump before jumping

 

into the mosh pit at the concert

 

and wears black clothes with black make-up

 

to hide from the clothes police who

 

issue citations to hipforumers who wear uggs

 

that clearly show the outline of their

 

private parts so they can post in

 

any forum they want to and make

 

A lot of money as an escort

 

wearing the sexiest gear in the world

 

To attract a man who would pay