Seven word story ...again (game)

the roof in her curlers and facepack

 

scaring the crap out of every single

 

Presidential Bodyguard,causing chaos among the reporters

 

traumatizing the presidential vultures, I mean pigeons

 

and flashing her knee-length flannel draws

 

managed to gravely upset everyone including the

 

including the presidents security men and family

 

The situation summarized above is arguably the

 

most totally inaccurate description of the event

 

because archival photos taken that day clearly

 

clearly show that was not the case

 

as it was The Prez wearing curlers!

 

makeup and a really hot new dress

 

all of which were borrowed from a

 

local drag queen hangin' out in washington

 

at Perry's Restaurant Sunday Drag Queen Brunch

 

the hot topic of discussion that day

 

was about what their favorite cheeses were

 

and how they reminded them of their

 

large selection of yummy favorite salad dishes