Seven word story ...again (game)

. . . to the number of patients hospitalized for . . .

 

eating lettuce that was stepped on at

 

. . . the grocery store by two big, dirty . . .

 

. . . to terminate humanity because they didn't like . . .

 

we are smarter than they are hairy

 

. . . which is why we shot them with . . .

 

turd guns,dropping them in the shit

 

. . . and delivering their bodies to someone who . . .

 

Will grind their bones to make his

 

Crunchy Gorilla & Squished Roadkill Double-Decker

 

Sandwich that he plans to eat at

 

. . . the zoo in front of the gorilla . . .

 

Made for the church picnic that all

 

. . . gorillas attend annually to celebrate the beginning . . .

 

Of apes. They laugh and play and

 

watch Judge Judy religiously while masturbating and

 

asking each-other rhetorical questions regarding evolution

 

and the meaning of life but then

 

they decided to eat lots of pickles

 

and listen to Linda Rondstat on the