sex on the beach

Don't you know you make the beach all spermy yuck. Do it on the kitchen floor like everyone else.

 

^thats what the ocean is for

yuk when you think about all the crap that is in the ocean its pretty disgusting really

 

ewwww i just hope i never stepped on someone's CREAM once walking on the
beach...... ROFL

 

you'd be surprised i bet

not just at the beach

 

just think of all the homeless guys who jerked off on the sidewalk you people walked on (barefoot, nonetheless) never mind all the spit, urine and vomit on those sidewalks too.

 

hmm....first thing to come to my mind was alcohol, thers a drink called sex on the beach. its not bad, its a bit of a chick drink though.

oh if you really want to turn a few heads ask for theese two drinks the next time your at a bar "sex on the beech" with a "wolly sheep"



wolly sheep- 1 part drambui, 2 parts scotch, and milk

sex on the beach - thers a few difernt recipes floating around, but this one isnt bad -1 part southern comfort, 1/2 part chambord liqour, pineaple juice, orange juice.

 

whenever they do those random public area swabs they almost always detect seamen. i think its one of the most common things to find.