LOL banshee I mean, maybe I would LIKE being normal. It might be worth it for the experience. I could maybe write a book about it: I Was a Normal Middle-Aged White Anglo-Saxon Male, by zengizmo. Whoa, pretty racy stuff, huh?
hahaha..... dont do it! i have no intention of becoming normal (whatever that means)... hmm..my interp of that word would be "ordinary" like my mother was lol Our eight year old son told me someone at school had called him "weird" and I replied "oh how delightful"..."what do you mean" he asked me...."well how would you have felt if she had called you "boring"..."oh terrible" he replied.. haha.....weird is good.....
Anna Nicole Smith believed that she had sex with a ghost in Texas (or someplace like that ). Isnt that lovely?
well... no matter what anyone believes about it..it really can happen. I know someone it has happened to and it is a scary thing. I would not know personally but I believe there are things out there that are not human. For sure.
i have actually read many interesting things on the subject. there was a case in australia where three female roomates moved into a little apartment, and they had a poltergeist or whatever and shit kept getting knocked over and doorknobs turning and shit. then it progressed to ass grabbing and then one day, one of the girls were home alone & getting ready to take a shower. as she was undressing and about to get in the shower she heard a male voice in the room with her and it said "im watching you". they later discovered while talking to neighbors that a convicted rapist had actually lived & died in that apartment and since then, female residents havent stayed for long. there was also a case in california where a woman claimed to have been sexually assaulted by three asian-looking male spirits. she actually had bruises and shit, and her son claims to have seen them in the house before. people still think shes lying though.
What makes you think I'd take the slightest interest in doing anything of the sort? When did I suggest everyone should be 'normal'? I'll do no such thing. Ugh. UGH.
until they burn you at the stake for it... Why do I think of these kinds of things? Maybe because I've been ummm burned... Being weird sometimes requires some courage.
How to Be Normal 101 is not really my cup o tea anyway. Maybe instead, Sociology 345, Aspects of Normality in Western Society, however I don't think that's a course you're interested in teaching--I'm doing some research for that one myself. I think what I'd be interested in studying from you would be Mind-Tripping. I studied that for a while with one of my angels, but I think I was a mediocre student, and probably need some remedial instruction.
Oh hell, banshee, then first thing you know we'd have to pay dues. I've paid enough dues...let's just keep this informal.
Taking piss...yes, that seems to be what life is about. I guess piss runs its course in due time, aside from a bit of constipation from time to time...