"...'s had the clap so many times, every time she stands up it's a standing ovation" aha probably the funniest thing i've ever seen on Mad TV and i don't even like Mad TV
use condoms if you go for it but... it sounds like you need to reevaluate -why- you want to, like you're feeling pressured to do it when you don't really feel ready. Just think of all the fun, teasing foreplay type stuff you guys can have before you actually get there - you get to learn about all those secret spots and tender touches that get each other so turned on. That's really the best stuff... I mean, sex is great but everything leading up to it is incredible too
