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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    are you sure you were looking at a HUMAN VAGINA? :confused:
     
  2. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    No, the girls were too unpleasant-looking.
     
  3. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    oh my goodness! best thread ever! :smilielol5:
     
  4. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Hahaha! You have noooooo idea! :D
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    cover their head up with something......


    .... when you're drunk/desperate, a pussy is a pussy, and the rest can be blocked out. :cool:
     
  6. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    So I was more horny than picky but that doesn't mean I want to get intimate and shit.

    Fuuuuuck.
     
  7. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Haha, quick random quesion for you guys.
    How pissed would you be if your dream woman came walking through your bedroom door completely naked and wanting to fuck you, but you couldn't get it up?
     
  8. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Getting it up is easy.

    Keeping it up.. that's a whole different story.

    But if it was my freakin' dream woman, I'm pretty sure I'd be all right.
     
  9. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    I asked my buddy Nick that and he said he'd be pissed enough to go steal viagra.
    I couldn't stop laughing at him.
     
  10. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    Lifes a bitch.
    Would suck.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I'd get it up one way or another
     
  12. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Joke? If not, coolio - ditto.

    I'm gunna answer this anyway, I'd be relieved, I haven't got anything to get up. Besides, if she was my dream woman she'd stick around.
     
  13. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    Why would I joke?
     
  14. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Toothpicks?

    I don't know... For teh lulz?
     
  15. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Uh.. Have you seen his tie?
     
  16. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    I was being serious.
     
  17. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    Don't make fun of my tie you jerk. :)
    I got to upload some other pics with me in my dad's ties.
    Gonna be boss?
     
  18. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    But..

    It has fish on it.
     
  19. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

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    And? It had a fish on it. Big deal? My family is a bunch of fisherman. Everything is about fish for them. :cool:
    You are obviously jealous of my superior styling skills.
     
  20. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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