sex

Scrubs is the best show eva.- I have a collectionm of scrubs Avs .

Red and black is probably my fav color combo...but then I liked the fish tie,( it has kitsch factor)- and besides I am Floridian, so what would i know.

 

Purple and black beats eternity but yeah, red's cool.

 

lol, i know dude!

 

haha, yes.

Estonia doesnt sound like a nice place.

 

I got more fish ties. I can get red and black tie maybe a purple and black one too. give me a sec and I will go check for you guys and girls.

 

It's not.

 

This is for Flannel Wearin' Gal. You inspired me.

I stood at the top of the stairs, it was dank, disgusting. I could smell the rotten KFC boxes in the rubbish. As I waited I found I was focusing on rotting, it smelt as though it was in the final stages of decay. I wondered how long it had been till they had cleaned this Mock Eden. I say Mock Eden because that was what it had meant to be, in the beginning. They had so many plans for it, so many plans that failed. Now it was just another council estate, full of the usual chavs, whores and the occasional potential genius. I glanced at my watch, wondering how long she would be.

The truth was that I didn't mind. I didn't care, not about the stench of the feasting maggots, not about the thugs staring at me as they walked past. I stood out here, a lovely middle class citizen in this environment. If it could still be classed as one. She was sure taking her time, I glanced at my watch again. I began to think of her, short exciting hair, lips full of sin, her eyes were the best, no, why lie? There was no one here to judge me, no one who hadn't done much worse. Her breasts were the best. Not large, not small but amazing.

She veered in round the corner, I could see her in all her beauty. Only there was something wrong, something different, I couldn't place my finger on it. Her figure was the same, her face just as in my memory, her walk was the same swagger as always but I knew something had changed in her.

"Hey"
"Hello."
"How are you?"
"Fine thanks, you?"
"Good."

And that was it, we got straight to what we were both around for. She pushed me against the wall, I stared in her eyes, resisting the urge to look down. She started to tug at my clothes, this was the usual routine, I was paying afterall, why should I not indulge a little? We undressed, she pushed me against the wall. This was weird, usually I was the one pushing her, this was not right. I pulled her top off and we began to kiss.

It was bliss, knowing what was coming next but I felt something against my crotch. Something hard. I looked down. This couldn't be right.
"Wha..?!!"
She grabbed my wrist.
"I'm sorry."
The chloroflorm choked me, the world around me started to fade, I couldn't believe it, not her, of all the people who could've hurt me, not her. Her, I shouldn't of been thinking like that, she was a he now. Male, that's what had changed. When I came to I was alone, the sun was beginning to break free of the night time's grasp. I looked around me, my trousers were around my knees but someone, her, him, had done my shirt up. I got up, brushed off. Pulling up my trousers I felt something warm, something wet, looking at my hands I could see my anus was bleeding.

Rape is bad.

 

Haha, Jai...that's actually pretty good. A little disturbing, but pretty well written.

My favorite part of sex is when Daniel makes noise. I'm not so much into visuals as I am audio and he rarely makes a sound, his breathing rarely even changes much, but I know he's really into it when he moans or whispers something sexy in my ear. I love it when he talks semi-dirty, just because of the way it sounds coming out of him. It's soooo hot, lol. But it sounds fucking stupid when I try it, so I usually don't, lol.

 

Haha.. thanks.

 

So I am back, Kinky you are silly.


Jait great story.

 

my favorite part of sex is after it's over when the female spider devours the male.

if my dream woman came into my room naked and i couldn't get it up, i would kill her so i would have her body to have my way with at my leisure.

if someone chopped off my dick, i would thank them wholeheartedly and give them a big wet kiss on the nose.

 

if I say climax am I gonna be boring?

aside from that, I love when my partner is about to climax.. how he breathes.. moans.. shakes.. whatever reaction he'll be having.. it's very very exciting and personally pleasing.

 

Lol. Aw! I feel so awesome that I inspired this! I'm gonna print it out and put it on my wall. Just for you hun! lol

It was very good. I quite enjoyed it!

 

haikus about sex
are something I have not tried
until just now, yo

 

hahaha

 

I don't think thats boring.
I actually think it's quite adorable.

 

Your sig has a spelling mistake.

 

So does yours mojo

 

if it's the 'ed 'ed bed stuff, its supposed to be like that. You can't really hear Robert Plant say b in bed so i went with 'ed

 

juice