Sexxx

When I was in college I was having sex with this chick in a stairwell. It's not as bad as it sounds. Anyway, this stairwell was in the front of a glass wall that overlooked the quad. Each landing was running along the front of the building and we were laying there. It was at night and we could not see the outside because it was dark out and the lights were on inside. So, here we are having sex and someone decided to come down the stairs at that time. I could see the person but she could not, he just smiled, turned around and went another way I would guess. So, because that was really no big deal, I guess I need to finish the story.

We finished up and decided to go someplace else and go again. As we walked downstairs and out onto the quad we walked into a crowd of people who were just outside. Come to find out that this was the building that a group of people were meeting up to go someplace else. So about thirty people where clapping and hooting when we came out the front doors of the building. Needless to say she was a little upset.

 

LOL! Just like in Cheech & Chong's up in smoke when Chong was in the van with some chick and she was making orgasm sounds. They came out of the van and a whole crowd of people were clapping and cheering and Chong was like "Ah man I got a cramp" and Cheech says "I'd have a cramp to there if I were you king Salami"

 

The first time I fucked my now exgirlfriend of 5 years, I had her tied up, gagged and blindfolded to the bedposts of my bed at my folks house (I swear my sexual PEAK was when I was 16 hahaha). We are in high school at the time, and I hear her say something muffled, and eventually I realized she's trying to say "Your mom, YOUR MOM is coming". So there's no time to untie her so I literally just throw a blanket over her, and sit on the edge of my bed naked, just grab a book like that makes it look less suspicious... haha... and my mom walks in half asleep, this is before she realized our little "sleepovers" weren't that innocent, and she's just kinda stares at me and says "GO TO BED... leave the door open....."

OoOoo mom!

 

I doesnt get laid, so i cant share anything really awesome.

But i have sometimes jacked off in public places etc... I have never gotten caught.

Cool thread though

 

a former dick lost his PA ring ball in me once. He had to fish it out. It wasnt embarassing, it was funny. lol he kept telling me it was too slippery to get a hold of it. lol I was laughing and moaning. He kept yelling at me to stop squriming, but her had really big hands and fingers and it felt too good. i had to use a spoon.

Ive gotten caught a few times by the last dicks brother. the last one was the night of my sister's wedding. we wanted to keep it on the dl that we were fucking again. I showed up at his house the day after the wedding and his bro, loudly said 'I didnt expect to see you here this early what with you staying here till 5 am in bed with Len' my bro-in-law and sister were comin outta the truck.
another time he walked in asking for cigarettes in the middle of me giving the dick head. I didnt stop either. The dick threw the comforter over my head and his crotch. lol I was dressed, thank god.
there's been alot of getting caught while giving head moments. What can I say, I love it.

 

Well that couldn't have been anymore interesting...

Do go on about some more of these "sleepovers".

 

I would NEVER fuck in my house if my parent's or anyone else was there. Being walked in on would suck.

For some reason I don't care if it's my girlfriends house, she doesn't seem to care either.

 

Lol Stella, did your mom know she was a "special" friend?

 

She soon found that out when you "stumbled upon" naked pictures she and I had taken together.

Based on my antics between the ages of 13-16, I do not look forward to raising teenagers.

 

^^^ based on your antics I wanna stay a teenager for the rest of my life!

 

It's fun when your going through it, but maybe my kids will "rebel" against me and go the complete opposite way. My boyfriend and I were talking the other day if our kids were to rebel against us, they'd be republican, abstinent and close-minded! That'd be interesting. Seeing as if he and I had children, they'd come from two extremely sexually charged individuals, open minded, kinky, both ex-drug dealers, both ex drug-users, he's an recovered alcoholic, I dabbled in harder drugs soooo genetically speaking, our kids will be wild.

 

Well if me and my girlfriend had kids... Well it would probably be a weird outcome.

It would probably some preppy little kid in Hollister clothes that listens to Slayer and Megadeth lol.

 

one time I got the urge to yell ''touch-down''right as we were coming..my girlfriend thought it was funny and started laughing and then I started laughing and I gotta say it was one of my memorable ''lays''I can't explain the unbelievable feelings of happiness that the laughter and orgasm combo produced..if you try this..and i highly reccommend it....you can't just say it...you have to exclaim it like a sports announcer would during the super-bowl..I have a couple more but i already posted 'em in''answer truthfully'' thread..

 

lol, one of those guys who announce the soccer games would be good at that. They'd be like "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!"

 

My one ex and I were fucking one night, and right as he was getting off he goes "Ohhhhh Rob" (I think that was the name he said) I stopped and was like uhh wtf? and he said that it was part of his "induction" to his frat. The one frat brother said that my ex had to say his name in bed next time he had sex hahaha. I had to call the frat brother and say "Yes, I just had sex with Cam and he said your name when he got off" to prove that he really did it hahaha.

 

awkward:tongue:^

Haha if my bf and I had a kid they would be so awesome.Metal Hardcore Reggae Hippie child.Yeeeeah.

Hahaha we watched all the seasons of Weeds throughout like two month and in one of the episodes Doug shouts "Leeeeeegendaaaarryy"haha.Well, my bf decided to do that for a while.It was quite funny.

 

One time, my fiance and I were caught by a herd of foxes. That was really freaky. We were at it on a picnic table in a park, it was dark and the park was empty except for us. Or so we thought, but then at one point we realized we were surrounded by these foxes just sitting there staring us. It was weird, kinda killed the mood a little bit too.

 

on the way back from myrtle beach with my ex and his family we were travelling in one of those big vans. we were in the back/corner and i gave him head. AS THE PARENTS WERE IN THE FRONT SEAT CHATTING TO HIM. his brother/brother's friend/his friend all knew what was going on because shit was going down RIGHT there but his parents had noooo idea. it was teh funny.

LOL. that is some funny shit.

 

Hahaha how old were they?^

 

it wasnt exctly sex but me and some friends were high and there is this dark room @ my school where people go to make out. so me and this other couple were in there making out and my gf moved to get her backpack and i didnt know and i grabbed (male) friend and started making out with him. only when i started groping and found a package did i realize what happened. good times