Sexy Workouts

I always seem to have oily sex. I use grape seed oil when I preform my tantric duties.

 

your area has more of the ladyboys?

 

haha no

just that the female population at this school is far behind the male population...

 

Yeah, girls who share their fantasies in random forums are sluts.

Oh wait. Shit!

fwiw, the whole reason I post all my weird-ass kinks here is so I don't freak my friends out by blurting it out after too much wine some night. I don't mind if you people know I'm a complete sicko.

In other news, I have tried to have sex in a hammock and it's basically impossible. And reallllllly uncomfortable.

I realize I ought to say I stay sexy by having sex, but the truth is I jog.

 

Yeah, isn't webcam sex great.

 

This thread got pretty hot last night.

I do 2-3 hours of JuiJitsu in the evening which is an excellent full body anaerobic and an aerobic workout on Mon/Wed. (I'm about to earn a blue belt.)

In the morning Mon/Wed, I go running. 2 Miles.

2-3 hours in the afternoon of JuiJitsu on Tue/Thurs. Tue/Thurs evenings I go to Muay Thai, that's 2-3 hours also. I'm helping instruct the class.

Fri/Sat/Sun, I just work. But my jobs pretty physical.

I'm in excellent shape. And I'm a bit of a murderologist.

 

Agreed.. I though I was going to fall the entire time.

 

BTW, Van Gogh - I have definitely had times when I was deathly afraid we'd run out of fantasies. We were doing stuff we didn't even like just to be doing something new. (Actually, I was just talking about this elsewhere - I suggested once, "Why don't you cum on my feet?" and he was like "Seriously? You're into that? I didn't know that!" and I was all "No, I'm totally not, it's just the only place I can think of that you haven't cum on yet." lol...afterwards we were like so, was that hot for you? Nope. You? Nope. Let's go watch TV. )

...um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, running out of fantasies. That's part of the reason I started hanging out here, and it definitely helped. I've gotten a few great ideas from people on this board.

 

Molly, try having him holding the back of your neck, and holding his forearms together lightly while you're having sex. It's a blood choke. Isn't dangerous.

Then when you're about to climax, he lets it go and all the blood comes back to your brain.

 

Wait, I don't get it. So his forearms are, like, pressed lightly against the sides of my neck, like around the place where I would take my pulse? This isn't that stuff that got Michael Hutchence killed, is it? lol

 

Yeah, around the carotoid artery, where you take your pulse.

And he got himself killed by hanging a rope around his neck while playing with himself. It's the same sort of sensation, but it's actually really dangerous.

Personally, It's a little freaky S&M stuff for me. I just like giving spankings every now and then. But my ex really loved it.

 

Re-devoting at least 5 hours a day to getting back into tip top fighting shape bro! Yesterdays role was a bitch! We did the "iron circle" were you roll with a fresh guy after every submission. I was winded off of the 1st guy, damn I let myself go. I'd say, by the end of Spring, I'll be back in the mix tearing shit up.

 

Definitely freaks me out too, but if it's not dangerous I might try it.

 

Well it's def not dangerous. Me an Hyphy are talking about BJJ above, and I bet each of us has had a blood choke on us like 10,000 times.

Personally, I kinda feel like I'm faking it with girls who are really into s&m though.

 

Getting choked out really isn't that bad at all, as long as they let go before you die.

 

Nah, it's no big deal.

But being choked til you tap and being choked till you go unders a pretty big differnce though. Hopefully you have someoine who'll stop you from trying to stand up right as soon as you get up.

 

Yeah, it's totally lame when they don't let you go before you die.

 

It's not so bad. I've always wanted to come back as a vengeful zombie.

 

You know Molly, I used to date a zombie.

She said she liked me for my brains.

 

Oh my God, that was so bad, Lode. If you told that joke during a jujitsi match you would win by submission.