Drop your pants and shorts and get over the laps of a senior couple (sitting side-by-side on a sofa) and REALLY have them tear into your quivering, crimson rump!
Think of the many "Weapons of ASS destruction" that can REALLY blister a male tail.... Hairbrush Bathbrush Plastic ruler Wooden ruler Yardstick Shoe Sandal Slipper Plastic paint stirrer And, of course, a STRONG, FIRM HAND!
I've never been spanked by a female but I have by a guy! He claimed to be a retired headmaster that said he missed handing out spankings at school. I met him on Craigslist (no longer exists I don't think). He wanted to hand out a spanking, I wanted to experience one, both on arse and penis. He rented a room off a guy in bournemouth who was plainly a bit of a fetishist, he'd got various implements hung on the wall! But headmaster brought his own too.... I wasn't into being caned or whipped on the backside but I did rather enjoy hand, paddles, straps etc.... I especially liked being done between the legs, slapping my anus & balls..... not to mention the bum hole stroking and finger insertions! Eventually, he turned to my penis..... Of course some caution was required but a short whip with half a dozen tails and an acrylic strap proved very effective! Being uncut, he did me with foreskin both retracted and extended.... I have to say it was one of the better erections I've ever had! The agreed price I paid for having my penis slapped was giving him my first swallowing blowjob. In truth, it was no bother. His dick was small, never fully erect and I hardly noticed when he shot his load.... I'd do that again!! Apparently the guy who rented the room had been listening in. I never found out if he had covert cameras too.... but, he did comment on the size of my penis and wanted me to do a return visit..... Sadly, for whatever reason, that never happened.
Really get TURNED ON big time seeing a MASCULINE man with a round, hot-looking, meaty butt, with his pants and shorts down around his shoes, getting those meaty man-mounds BLISTERED good, by an irate guy brandishing a hairbrush and/or a paddle! THEN, afterwards, pants still down, being made to bend over a desk or a table for a good THRASHING with a cane, giving that red, quivering, flaming ass a nice set of STRIPES to boot!
"Man melons", "manly butt-mounds", "stud spheres", "rump mounds",.....well, you get the idea (these are the kinds of butts that ensure that the SPANKER is indeed in for a helluva "spanking good time!") Too, like I always say, it's like when you're about to sink your teeth into a thick, juicy burger: ......it's ALWAYS better when the buns are WELL-TOASTED before you 'slip in the beef'!"
In short, as I've always been a dedicated DIE-HARD "ass man", let's just say I prefer men with "plenty of meat in the seat".....(!!)
Further: When a guy is pants down over another guy's lap getting his "meaty man mounds" toasted, and he is so intensely aroused by the assault his sore, stinging butt globes are receiving, and the sensation of grinding his hard shaft against the other guy's thighs, that he's soon blasting a big, thick load all over the other guy's pants, and that, my friends, is what is known as a "SORE-gasm!" (KD23: I KNOW you'll comment on this one!)