Shivering Thread of Random Facts LX

Ramen Noodles...

 

wood chores....cutting and chopping

no tears

 

Thinking of going out to the titty bar on valentines day

 

Orthodontist. Braces tightening. Icky.

 

Thank allah i never had braces

 

I thought I heard screams of pain coming from the Southwest earlier...


Tonight I'll purchase chocolate bars for wife and kids on Valentine's Day. None for my son this year - he's in Mississippi with Americorps until December.

 

Tinnitus driving me nuts this week

 

Has anyone ever done a human bark to some random person in public.

You know a RAAAWWW at some dude buying granola

'this mothafucka crazy'

word

now go get me a dictionary

can't open it i got no fingers

so you masturbate with your fists?

yes, the same way rocks produce.

 

i'm probably the only one that hasnt barked like a dog in this thread.....

its full of lunatics

 

yea, but you are clearly attracted to it.

 

The past few nights (wee hours of the morning) I've been watching psycho movies. It started with the loved-by-psychos movie The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Last night I watched Black Swan. DEAR GOD!!!

What in the hell was I thinking?!? That I hate myself and want to plant awful shit in my psyche?

So, I've been barking for the past few days. It is something else when I come here to HF to ground myself and touch sanity.

Edit: The Girl... was not so bad, especially compared to Black Swan.

 

Its supposed to rain boooo

 

I never barked at a random person in public. But sometimes I would grip my first wife's neck with my teeth in bed and growl like a dog with a bone that someone is trying to take away.

Edit: I clearly need to watch Black Swan.

 

I meow instead of barking it freaks people out more

 

YES! I would dearly love to hear what you think of it. Sweet bejebus Natalie Portman is one "troubled" ballerina. Her mother typifies what I think is the kind of woman that breeds insanity. Mila Kunis is great.

 

In the south, barking OR meowing aloud, in public, is considered highly unladylike.

So, I've never done it at church.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI"]Meow super trooper- BEST QUALITY 720p - YouTube

 

That i believe

This i don't

 

I only meow in private, or where only my family or friends can hear me. And I do it very rarely. There is such a thing as decorum, you know.

 

i meow to my cats to fuck with their heads...