Shivering Thread of Random Facts LX

i thought uour story was leading to anal sex like hers

i'm very disappointed

 

I will disappoint you also, Rolling.

 

dont worry honey.....you arent adding me to that collection of exes ya got goin' on

 

I like this

 

Tommy's is still around. Man I love that place. Me and my best buddy always used to go golfing right down the street from one, than walk over to tommys after our round. Chili cheese dogs, chili cheese burgers and chili cheese fries we would eat. Than go shit our pants at the hotel down the street.

 

I only have one ex-husband.

Keep one handy.

 

Just put wood in the stove for the night...

Everyone else is in bed...

 

aerianne...you have one in the basement and another who's new wife texted you today...thats 2 exes...no one said husband....and those are just the ones i know about....the ones you admit to
i'm not judgin'ya baby....i'm sure you're very easy to please and get along with

me too...stoves full...i could sleep till 6 and still do a re-light

 

I'm gettin' sleepy, so goodnight everyone...I'm off to dreamland...

 

my frontenacs are playing the wolves tomorrow night up in hicktown

 

Night, sleep tight.

Made a really nice dinner tonight and it was a hit. Love that.

 

Goodnight, Countrygirl.

 

I have a bottle of water

 

Just a few things I need to get off my chest here:

1. I really am not into anal sex. I don't really understand the attraction. Am I weird or sumthun? Maybe I have some kinda testosterone insufficiency...cuz surely nature designed male humans to want to dispense sperm into anuses...for...what?

2. I had forgotten about Tommy's chili fries.

3. Aerianne's life is all about exes - it's XXX-rated.

4. :love:

5. crankyirishgirl only shows up in this thread when she has a complaint to air or she's looking for or bragging about her green balls. What is this with green balls, anyway? Is that some kinda Martian female sexual organ or sumthun?

6. I watched two Firefly episodes tonight. During the second one I got into an argument with Deanna and became the embodiment of Satan. I was so fucking cool you coulda shattered molten steel on me.

7. I actually love Deanna and had a fucking wonderful Valentine's Day with her. But hell: If I don't keep her in line, who's gonna do that job???

 

Hulu isn't running right and I'm starting to get mad.

 

butt holes do not turn me on either

 

I am very stoned and hungry

 

I just ate a bunch of strawberries ....yummm they were good

 

I have all next like 6 months off