Should I get a hooker?

Few years ago I had a much different feeling towards this and it wasn't a positive one. My wife actually changed my mind, she was doing her reading one day and found it interesting that working girls were now being in more demand of being bisexual because couples and married couples wanted to explore 3soms.

Unless you're willing to put yourself there one night at a club or something the chances of the 3som happening is very low, yet it's often a fantasy to both partners. It's understandable why it's viewed as a dream to most, because it's hard to find or engage with a total stranger, it's very awkward and most often impracticle.... I have a whole other seminar on how to push those boundaries. It's weird, I have anxiety in almost every social situation but sex barely raises a sweat.

Anyhoo, so we're like hey that's pretty cool that couples do that and that there's working girls thay cater to that. So curiosity got the best of us more and we learned that most businesses (I hate the word brothel) did have websites and so we looked for fun and then we went high class etc. and we found a whole variety of, for a lack of a better terminology, "kinks" and activities at these places. It wasn't all about the sex to some. Massages, spas etc. but most of all they also had girls for girl couples only and that's when I've thought, so okay... Even female couples are obviously doing this.

Was all very interesting to us. Anyway, cut it down to that first actual mind changing experience, once I met them, and shook hands, and had a drink I realised they're just normal people with an odd job that has an actual demand of catering for all sorts of people. This wasn't a whore in front of me anymore some skank ass ho gutter trash.. This was a person. Sasy, or Suzie or Sazzy... Whoever and it was her responsibility to make sure her "clients" I guess had a fun time.

I don't think there should be any shame paying for a experience, we do it all the time elsewhere, even travel to see buncha rocks costs money, but the experience of being there is priceless for you. Sex means a lot to people nowadays or it's very very important to people. You can obtain your porno fantasy in real life, you just gotta pay up and it's not as dirty and unclean as you'd think, if you go to the high class ones I mean.

 

Yeah but the only reason you thought that way previously was because thats the only part of the industry anyone ever sees.

Street workers, brothels, those fishbowl things in Asmos home town, all the neon red light districts across the world.

These are all girls that cater for straight guys, and cheaper straight guys at that. Nor does anyone ever see the high end escorts that cater for the rich business men as a whole lot of discression is required. And those girls need a whole lot if elocution lessons, along with a college degree as well as the pretty face


Ive found it curious that straight girls that have been with too many straight guys, regardless of whether they were ever escorts or not always seem to end up skankier than their gay female, or even gay male counter parts for that matter.

Almost as if they have to act more blokey in order to get more guys wanting to treat them slutty

Whereas the gay female ones end up dressing and acting like divorce attorneys, or run their own dog grooming salon, because every lesbian couple has at least two dogs

And that stereotype of that type of gay male forever making sex innuendoes in pretty much ever instant, the exact opposite is going on, and they arent getting any. The slutty ones are the ones in the gym 20 hours a week, or become personal trainers because thats how you get more guys wanting to.......


*Streches ...think I might head down the gym now

 

Yes I agree, it wasn't until I had that direct upfront experience that I realised in that instance of that business, things were nothing like i imagined. But I know the non high class ones would be dives etc still lol and that they'd portray the stereotype of what I thought to begin with because I've seen the outside of same of these places and that's just good enough I feel to dismiss that haha. So the moral of my story is, save your money and go higher class.

I can't look at someone and know if they're slutty or not. I get the impression the ones that try to look slutty, are just show off's really and probably think they're too good to actually pick anybody up to go home with. It's these casual ones you gotta watch out for. besides sometimes what a girl wears on the outside doesn't mean so much, it's her choice in underwear that determines whether or not she went out to pick up that night. I don't know about some people but the choice in underwear is extremely important for me when it comes to observational attraction. The wrong type of underwear for me can yield into a huge turn off, and with high class escorts, that whole upper class receptionist look with the nylons and lingerie etc. Thats what they all seem to specialise in and that's right up my alley.

You're just not going to meet those people in a club or a pub or something you have a better chance of meeting similar enthusiasts online on hook ups sites or swing groups then you meet people online and you can tell them what to wear or whatever lol I dunno. In any of them scenarios, im going to pay for it everytime because I know it's a safe trade and we've exchanged medical clearances. I dunno who those other people were, it's unsafe and not worth the free price tag in those scenarios.

 

No, because if they spent years watching porn when they knew they shouldn't have been, then it is their fault.

 

We were just in Jupiter, FL this week and found the place. Now it seems to have changed names already. I tried to get my wife to post this pic of me in front of the place on FaceBook but she was hesitant to do it. Heck, I thought of all kinds of funny headings. 'where patriots come (sp?)' 'Where they make Kraft's Miracle Whip' Ha!

And the little strip mall is right before the bridge that goes to Jupiter Island from the town of Jupiter. Almost every home has a main and a service entrance. In fact, this is where Burt Reynold's home was.

 

Tiger Woods also lives in Jupiter Florida, I wonder If ever got a massage there which led to a happy ending?

 

Weekends on its way here.
Who's getting some hookers?

 

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Tonight's the night boys, start your weekend off the right way.

 

I heard he calls it a 'happy Gilmore' :-D

 

I'm considering this young lady. I would like to dry hump her.

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ROFLMAO...

 

Would they have to like pineapple pizza ?
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I'd pay extra, if she liked pineapple on her pizza

 

Pineapple on Pussy sounds much better than Pineapple on Pizza.

 

Would they have to like pineapple pizza ?
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That gives a whole new meaning to the expression "acid tongue"...
Cheers

 

Nexr time I'm beltin' up some hookers I'm gonna ask them as I'm sizing them up, oh yeha say ay.. Pineapple on pizza yay or nay? It should be on a questionnaire page if what escort are you looking for.

I'll open up my own high class service call it, pineapple paradise. Free complimentary pineapple cocktail and yes, all of our girls prefer pineapple on their pizzas. Also free slice of pizza, made by jasmine here, loaded with xtra pineapples.

 

How long for? He's just spent five minutes saying a lot of words and yet saying nothing at all.. And now he's stated that the ONLY THING CREEPIER than learning how to pick up girls.. Is NOT learning how to pick up girls. Right. Anyway the silly voices are annoying me. Anyone using a silly voice to immitate what their detractors say is not worth listening to. Can't just refute criticism.. Has to manipulate others' opinion of the critics.