Should I get a hooker?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Idle_Billy, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Oi Vey, which means you sat through the first 35 minutes
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Its fruit on goddam pizza

    Why not just go nuts and put strawberries or kiwi fruit on there as well
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Go for it

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  4. brack1936

    brack1936 Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The thing about hookers is that it's not real. They're not making an effort to enjoy sex with you. They're making an effort to make you enjoy sex with them. They're often not enjoying it themselves and so create a shallow experience. But wait .... maybe I sound a little bitter.

    If you just want to plow in to any random female, yeah - go for it. Otherwise it's just some lady trying to make you feel like you're spending your money wisely. Sure - some do give you value and some enjoy it but at the end of the day it's their work. Who enjoys going to work .....

    My personal experiences have made me view it in this way. I've been lucky enough to have girls REALLY enjoy their time with me and others that just don't. It's not because of who their with - it's because it's just another job.
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

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    I dont think anyone actually believes that, even the working girls themselves, even if they say that, especially if they have never actually worked an actual job, a 12 hr shift at Burger King for example.

    I have a job, I dont have to suck 20 dicks a night though, hell I dont even have to work nights.

    More than a couple guys a week is going to be gross no matter how anyone tries to rationalize it so how is 50 guys a week not going to fuck with anyones head.

    Even if they were what you considered hot, how do you think youd actually go doing 50 women a week for an extentended period of time...years

    In my 20s got to know dozens and dozens of women on the game ( they loved to flock to the gay clubs), they were all fucked in the head, it was always about what material shit they could get out of any guy, then blow all their money on stupid shit, all there friends were only ever other working girls and the ones that had boyfriends always had these douchebaggy boyfriends....because what other type of guy is going to put up with ger doing that kind of work......it wasnt pretty seeing the other side of their life

    Lucky if 1 in 20 was smart enough to save her pennies and end up buying a house
     
  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Its quite obvious brack doesn't equate having sex for money is the same as any other ordinary job when he states 'its just another job for them'. It means they're not in it for the sex, like the customer.
    The thing about it not being real only means something if the guy cares about that. Maybe most male customers are in it to have sex with a real woman and it doesn't have to be more real to them.
    It's definitely a main reason I never had sex with a prostitute though. It would feel shallow and its in essence not the kind of sex i want. So it would be and feel like resorting to something less.
     
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    You shut your dirty ape mouth! :p
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Yeah, why not put some kiwis in your mouth!
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Couldn't you just go with the "girlfriend experience" though. :p
    My essence is nothing sheer of a fantasy.
    No point laying in bed fiddling myself thinking about it.
     
  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    you don't like kiwi fruits? omg i love them they're so sour lol.
     
  11. lode

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    I gave it a shot. His premise was that PUA is more complex than he can make an effective summary of to a skeptical audience.

    So you missed a few minutes of a PUA whining.
     
  12. AnAussieChef

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    Back in my 20's one of my mates paid for me to visit a brothel.all I remember is that it was the most dissapointing sex I have ever had.
    Cheers
    Paul
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

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    We should do a thread on three questions you ask new people you meet so you know not to bother with them after that.

    Mine would be

    1. Pineapple on a pizza thats not an Hawaiian, yes or no? ;)

    2. What star sign are you? If they answer in a positive way, then they believe in that shit, so get the fuck away from me ;)

    3. Since your high school days, have you ever riden a bicycle on the road in traffic? - I hate those cunts ;)
     
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  14. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Groan, Asmo being Asmo

    Thanks for letting us know what you think he meant
     
  15. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    if you had a real ditsy astrology person though you could manipulate them to probably have some fun. :p

    i'd ask star wars or star trek, and the only right answer is: whhaaa??? :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     
  16. Irminsul

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    when you think about it, being a whore is one of the most historic and ancient of all trades :p

    pfff sphinx scultpures. we was whoring few thousand years before you bro :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     
  17. Pete's Draggin'

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    brack1936 Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm not even quite sure what I meant anymore. Maybe I'm just getting old.
     
  19. Irminsul

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  20. Idle_Billy

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    So in other words you don't watch any porn?
     

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