i think matt is too intelligent to be president. he's not easily manipulated, and thus wouldn't make a good puppet. i think he ought to be the Man Behind the Curtain (as in, "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!") of course, he'd probably have to join the Illuminati for that. then he could mastermind his own consiracy theories, and he'd never have to make public appearances, either.
what's the obsession with Pressed Rat? I'm not knocking him... just seems like a lot of posts revolve around him for some reason....