Show me your pussy before the first date

With a name like Squibbles you must have a small dick. You see the problem is not, what did you say?; "pussy that's a sloppy mess". It's just that you have a very small dick and an even smaller brain.

 

^^^^this

 

You know the old joke "Why do men like big tits and tight pussies?"

Because most of them have big mouths and small dicks.

Stay Brown,
Rev j

 

I'd totally expose myself to successful troll.

 

Here is my pussy...

 

Solid Gold, Diamond Encrusted "Bling" Never Goes Out Of Style...:sunny:



Cheers Glen.

 

That is one of my pussies...I have 3. I am fun on a date.

 

Now that I think about it, if OP exclusively picked up girls at dubstep raves this would definitely have a chance of working

edit: omg this was my 1234th post

 

Hahahaha

wait until you get to 12,345

 

im not even gonna read the other post in this thread dude your an ass have you learned nothing in your many years

 

:2thumbsup:

Haha

 

Hence why he's single.

 

I love a White Woman with a Black Pussy.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

lol, pussy screening. i met a woman that had an odd shaped pussy. i have never seen anything in that shape before.. it was like a sharp mound 3-4" high.

 

maybe I'm just trippin, but that sounds like a penis

 

highly doubt it. she ended up getting knocked up a year later and had a baby.

 

lol

 

I'm bi and love girls all shapes and sizes but then maybe that's because i'm aware that a human being is attached to the pussy i may consider eating out. You really haven't grown up Squibbles and your arrogance and sense of entitlement regarding women is nothing short of repulsive. It's a sad indictment on society that you get laid at all..
Just for you squibbles..

Old men smell. I mean, smell.
Old digestives, sour beer, peed on blankets,
rancid umpromising sweat without the vigour
and hope of youthful pheremones.
Come to my bed and i'll ravish you with a flacid, mottled banana,
stale sweet. We'll make a chromosomal abnormality,
a DNA degenerant. It's in the genes.

It used to be in the jeans,
stiff demin unable to conceal
the hard, blood- turgid bulge, pulsating
with primeval concupiscence,
the vibrant rythm of regeneration,
the urge for union, communion, new life.
Take my body and eat.

...but i suppose youre past all that now Squibbs i wouldnt be throwing stones in your glass house..and without a personality what else do you have to offer anyone?
You will learn eventually- the hard way. You obviously don't respect women which is a recipe for loneliness sooner or later.

 

you go girl

 

Interesting idea, but just like idea...do u think can ever be successful in your trying/asking ? Will someone allow you..?