signs your child is a goth...

I hit 20. Whoo!

 

23 !!!! Homerun!

 

yeah, they're pretty much what every teenager is.

 

1. Frequently wears black clothing-Most goths are Christians, they wear black to symbolize their death to the world(and Christ living through them)2,3,4, and 5 are too stupid to address
6. Music issue-Music is a big part of the goth subculture. Marilyn Manson is about as goth as Brittany Spears
8. Since when are sports wholesome?
9. Christianity is what sparked my interest in death. These people need to think about what their crosses represent. The cross is an instrunment of death.
13. Shouldnt even talk about self injury
-Thing about drinking blood, can we say 'communion'
The rest are too stupid to talk about

 

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

all these apply to me!

wow, to these psychotic fuckers i must be the anti-christ

 

wow i think i know like 1 person who doesnt do at least 5 of those

 

I think something like 10 of those applies to me. I am a dirty hippie, not a goth...

Right-wing, conservative christians

 

well several of my highschool friends were goth even though i was and still am considered a hippy they all were brilliant and most of them got better grades than me! some of them even-gasp-paricipated in activities like band and went to college even a private christian school and shes pagan but she wanted to go to a good school only oneof my goth friends exibited signs that made everyone concerned-most likely to get attention from her yuppy parents however now shes fine and in college! at least she didnt funk out of school cuz math97but like me but im trying to get back into school point is it suks that 'normal' people dont seem to think that goths and other alternative kids have any value its sad and confusing to me why people like to judge others guess it makes them feel better all of us 'freaks' always had fun messing with people who disapproved of our strangeness thats what that show freaks and geeks was about too bad its not on still it could been a great influence one other thing i dont get about the letter is why they dont think that anyone can feel depressed and wear all black -sometimes its required for work does that make them goth? what silly people who came up with that crap
lots of love to all -the freaks and the conservative christians alike,amy

 

The Devil made you type that.

 

eh it's a load of crap that people in churches tell teenagers to scare them into being mini-adults

 

christians are starting to piss me off! i went to the beach last week and some old guy came up to me and my mom in the grocery store and asked if he could give me a bible. me and my mom got really pissed off and she wanted to say "gee, sorry we dont look christian enough for you" and i just wanted say "sorry, im buddhist". we didnt say it though. we were a little too shocked and creeped out. that guy had no right coming up to me. i dont even have the bible anymore. i left it down there.

 

LMAO yeah cause when I was younger and wanted to be alone thats exactly what I would do *rolls eyes*


Now all the teenage boys parents become concerned about their son spending alot of time in his room so they bust in to stop him from talking to the evil spirits only to find him violently masturbating to a picture of Liza Minelli!

 

Count Chocula is my lord and savior....

 

Which is exactly why I always knock before entering. Who needs that mental image burned in their brain?

 

RE: Now all the teenage boys parents become concerned about their son spending alot of time in his room so they bust in to stop him from talking to the evil spirits only to find him

I'm sorry, but if he was doing this, then intervention IS required.

David Gest, even more so.

 

so frankenberry is ok? . I personaly like goth fashion. beats the seeing the same thing all the time and some of those goth babes are fuckin hot. met alot of goth folks never saw naything realy evil about anything they did. the cusifix seriously grosses me out though, an idol of toture and death, and some even have a dead guy strung up on them with blood pouring down, thats seems like an evil thing, far more than dark clothes and makeup

 

-Frequently wears black clothing. - Not really

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.- Whats wrong with my band t-shirt?

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.- Nope

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. - Nope

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.- Nope

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) - Yep

Thats 1 for me...

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. - ????

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.- I don't like any of those things....

Thats 2 for me...

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

3 for me...

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

4 for me...

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)- Nope

-Complains of boredom.-

5 for me...

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

6 for me

-Is excessively awake during the night.

7 for me
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)- not really...

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

9 for me...

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

10 for me...

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)-

11 for me, but I don't know any evil spirits...

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.- nope

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.- Sometimes, but usually no, I wont count it...

-Misbehaves at school.- Naw

-Misbehaves at home.
I get away with all sorts of things...

-Eats excessively or too little.

I'm on 12 right?

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

WTF? 13....

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)- Who the hell does this?

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.- 14

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -15

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.- 16

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.-17

-Dances to music in a provocative manner. -18

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. - Not really...

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. - 20

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".- not really

-Claims to be a goth.- nope



Wow, I SCORED 20!!!!!!!

 

"-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)- Who the hell does this?"

how the hell does one attain satan???????

 

Let's see.

-Frequently wears black clothing. YES

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. YES

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. NO

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. YES, but Ankhs and Pentagrams aren't Satanic.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. YES

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) YES

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. YES

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. I lift weights, is that good enough? I'll say YES

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. YES

-Takes drugs. ABSOLUTELY NOT

-Drinks alcohol. NOPE

-Is suicidal and/or depressed. NOPE

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) NO

-Complains of boredom. YES

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (Wow, that catches 90% of the human race) YES

-Is excessively awake during the night. NO

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) YES

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. YES

-Spends large amounts of time alone. YES

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) YES (but I don't consider you folks evil spirits)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. YES

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. YES YES YES

-Misbehaves at school. N/A

-Misbehaves at home. YES

-Eats excessively or too little. YES

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. HAR HAR HAR

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) NO

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. YES

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. YES

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. YES

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. YES (the latter)

-Dances to music in a provocative manner. NO

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. NO

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. YES

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". NO

-Claims to be a goth. ER, YES


24 WOOHOO

 

looks liek he's wearing like hardcore big pants. Wears black alot and arm bands and crazy shirts. Also tons of earings and crazy hair sometimes