my 8 grade sunday school teacher was named Mrs. Dyke. the funny thing was... CATHOLICS HATE DYKES!! hahaha
Being a telemarketer will make anybody feel better about their name. The oddest name I ever called was, "Rich Dick". I'm sure it was short for richard, but who writes down "Rich Dick" as their official name.
I think we've all been telemarketers at one point or another haven't we, I called a Mr Sas once when I was one, think he was Turkish.