slave

I feel like you already know me, and yet we just met.

 

i still don't have any real friends. i assumed you were all figments of my imagination.

 

I am. Your imagination was lacking the day you came up with me.

 

i have good days and bad.

 

you coulda given me a hairless back, at the very least

 

i'll give you some cheesecake instead, since fitzy's on a pie thing right now...

 

so slave........
S

 

So, are you going to enslave this person or what?

I think you would be the ultimate entertainer. Who wouldn't want to eat at your place?

 

me?
S

 

absolutely...what with you doing the subjugating, me making the food and jess snarling excellent insults at me...it'd be perfect.

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheesecake

 

whisper* I think that new money fellows quite sexy, shall we invite him too??
S

 

not sure, haven't seen him. i'm shallow like that.

 

I had to vote no on the Slave question. I live in the South and we haven't had slaves here since we lost that war.


But, have fun Sam.