Smokindude is FUCKIN HEATED

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by smokindude, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    Good points; but they went over my head this morning.
     
  2. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    I probably wont be of much help here but, i was raised in kinda a rough neighborhood. The way i look at fighting, as long as nobody has weapons, just 1v1. I understand that you might get a good whoopin, but you stood up for yourself in a fight. You win some and you lose some, it's just the nature of it. Who knows man, one lucky punch is all it takes. Rock him straight to the chin or in the side of the head.....hope that it dazes him (chin shot will likely knock him out), and back away. No need to fucking thrash him but show him that you have some balls and don't care if he's older or a decent fighter, you showed up and stood your ground. If he gets you, oh well. You may hear some shit for a bit but who cares. Atleast you know you gave it your all and he was just the better man that day. I don't know, i grew up boxing and moved to MMA (mixed martial arts). I don't fight anymore but have had my share of fights, sanctioned and non-sanctioned. Best advice is just stand up for yourself, if you lose oh well, if you win, right on.
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    well, it's pretty easy to think (overly) idealistic, but sometimes things work out differently
    I would love to say that the problem will definitely go away if he just lets things be
    and I would also like to say that anyone who doesn't fight their own battles is a total pussy
    but I know if it was I in the situation, I would prolly be singing a bit of a different tune


    ideally we would all have guns but value our lives too much to ever use them =P
     
  4. Astrofabrical

    Astrofabrical Senior Member

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    Whatever happens, video tape it and send it to break.com. They love that shit. that way even if you get your ass kicked you'll get $400.
     
  5. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    beat him senseless and tell him his mothers a dumb slutt hahahaha. he deserves it, and throw donuts at the fat kid n tell him to fight his own battles.
     
  6. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    call the damn cops.. if he's threatening you with death, and beat your other friends ass, then get him in trouble

    plus, he's 20 and you're 16 or whatever, you're not even legal yet so he can get in a lot of trouble if he kicks your ass
     
  7. slaterr

    slaterr Member

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    if you can show the cops your friends black eye and chipped teeth and all and have someone testify that it was infact him
    id say call the cops
    hes 20 and an assault charge or death threat (although id leave out the part about the knife) can get him pretty serious charges
    if this kid is for sure gonna get you back if you jump him thats not solving anything so that would be a waste i think
    on the other hand, if you think that a certain degree of beating will scare him away
    go for it if you want
    but i just dont wanna see a thread come up in a couple days saying "smokindude got fucked up"
     
  8. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Well its all settled. My friend whos 24(craziest kid i know who calls me his brother and would fight anyone for me if i needed it) went to his house and took care of it. He scared the shit out of him, the kid had no clue i was friends with the 24 year old.

    I dont usually get other people to solve my issues..but you kinda had to in my situation when im out numbered that heavily, plus i didnt do shit to begin with.
     
  9. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    I really tried to understand what you meant by this, but i think i failed.
     
  10. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i've noticed that a few of the threads he posts are about him getting into fights and shit
     
  11. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Well if you knew me, im not close to the kind of kids im talking about that i say i feel bad for.
     
  12. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Stalk him. Find out when he's alone. You're gona a wanna do this quite. Maybe a bow, or a knife. Try not to make many wounds. Let him bleed out. Warp him up in trash bags. Tie weights to him, trow him in a lake or river. Burn everything that had anythign todo with it. Bury the ashes. Wire your house with propane bombs and black powder. If the cops so up. Shoot a few for fun, then tell them you give up. When they come in blow the whole place up.


    That plan is fool proof.
     
  13. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    hahaha wow thats just....violent.
     
  14. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    It's the only way, I know from experience.
     
  15. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    In your special plan, are u suggesting i blow myself up too?
     
  16. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Hahaha, that is insanely awesome plan dude.
     
  17. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    No, thats just the last resort, cuase who wants to goto jail for life? Not me lol
     
  18. joe07735

    joe07735 Member

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    How do you always wind up in some shit? I hate to tell you it's at least partly your fault. I mean people are retards, but you can't fight them all. If he wants to fight you that bad go fight him fairly. One on one. If he will definitely kick your ass just make a decent showing and I guarantee he'll leave you alone.
     
  19. Vermilion

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    LAMO, that IS a good plan. Now, what if they bust in while you're on the crapper?
     
  20. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Word. Just like in the movie Friday, when Ice cube has the gun and his dad is telling him about just fighting like a man. Shit dont bring a shanker like turkey said. Fight him and you may win or lose but guess what, you'll be living tommarow so thats all that matters. If you bring a weapon, theres always a chance that it might hurt you more then you can imagine.
     
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