Smuggling pot in airport?

IMO the best way to carry anything illicit is to keep it on your person, not in checked baggage. The screening process for checked bags is more intense than on your person 99% of the time.

The random searches aren't very random....When I used to have my long hair and wore thread bare tour shirts through the airport I'd regularly be randomly searched. The last 18 months I keep my hair short and neat and always fly wearing a suit or dressed nicely with a sport coat and have not been hassled once, last time I flew with a ten strip and a couple of rolls.

 

Taped up under your balls. I wonder if you get picked to go through the sniffers if they are made to smell drugs too, or if its just explosives.

 

No, the puffer machines are not calibrated to detect drugs. Just explosive residues.

FYI , MANY brands of hand lotion / moisturizer will set off the puffer and also test positive from the TSA swab of your luggage and person.

So don't wear any that day

 

poo poo pot I smoke not

 

Alright, when i posted i don't think I was clear. I'm going over to Europe and if there's someone who maybe knows a clear way like, "My friend took a sack over by" somehow. If taking it on you is the best way, you can not have it in your pocket. For some reason having it in the bag you check seems safer. Would duck taping it to your leg the best way? Like anyone who can say I've taken green over sea's by doing this would be the best. Or even don't do it this way would be helpful. Thanks

 

There is a small chance you will get busted, either they could randomly search you or your luggage with a dog and you will spend the next 5hours being anal probed, or you will just walk through sweating the entire time lol

 

Smuggling is stupid ,, Wit weed IF you were flying intenational from USA to Germany.
And you want to have some weed when you get there. A couple a joins wraped is plastic placed in you rectum will do. YOu should be able to score grass anywher you go in the world. So why even bother in the first place.

 

On your next trip you should go smuggle some cocaine from the USA to Columbia, South America.

 

This is reason they are doing away with film that requires nitrates / Moving forward with digital cameras Because the residue on cameras/equipment and ppl with that shit setting off puffer machines

So the macines are accually set for that type of detection Cocaine give off radical Ether type vapors setting off this is really detecting something volitile. THC isnt a radical molocule. But cannibas in quanity gives off nitrogen
by decay. thus setting off detection...

Dogs Detect past and present odor.. Your past residue trail will get dogs attention no matter what.. If you smoked some weed dogs going to detect it......But were talking about a Threat Dog is trained not to hone in on trail odor of marijuana and is reinforced only to respond to a threat.

 

Excellent points, Thanks.

And to the poster who's flying overseas from USA, don't bother taking anything with you. International smuggling carries far worse penalties than domestic flying within USA.

Seriously, just don't risk it internationally.

 

hmmm even in an oriface?

I'm thinking - in a baggie, in a condom in another condom & up yer ass - who's dog is gonna sniff that one out?

You say no - not worth the risk on an international flight?

I wonder who would *really* know - like, i guess guys who look for drugs at the airport - so, like, how do you find out what's the real deal - go up to them in an airport? - "Excuse me sir, I was just wondering, because me and my freinds were talking about it - but if you put pot in a baggie & put it up your ass, can your dog find it? -- and will I get in more trouble if I'm going to germany, than if I'm going to florida?"

If I ever get the chance ... I'll have to ask ...

 

First of all, nothing is going up my ass and im not smuggling cocaine with me. Im looking for someone who has either done exaclty what i want to do or has heard of things that have REALLY worked. I'm not asking for a reply now or in the next week. But if you hear something, or read something somewhere just relay it back here if you could. I think using two bags and then puting them into a shamppo bottle would work. If someone's heard that won't work going OVER SEAS then say something. Alright thanks to anyone whose posted shit.

 

LOL ..... Do exactly that AND iF OP... iSNT STICKING IT IN HIS PERSONAL SUITCASE. Ask your girlfreind to store it in her vaginia..

 

You know, i've given you proper advice, ever think that some of us ARE involved with how airlines, TSA, and others handle this sort of thing?

Sure it's possible to take a lil up your ass overseas, but do you really want to be the guy who does get caught?

Trust me, unless you're flying domestically, leave it at home.

 

I've done this many times. First of all, you're not visiting a prison, so ALL of the talk about shoving it in your ass is just plain ignorant, it's not necessary. Foolproof, but not necessary.

Also, airport scanners are REALLY good these days. They aren't just blasting X-rays through the bag for a semi-transparent monochromatic view inside. These days it's done with variable sweeps that give them a multi-colored view based on density. Even through some metal containers you can easily spot a wad of buds. And putting it in shoes is REALLY stupid since they are also scanned.

One method I have used with GREAT success is to purchase some OOO capsules from a health food store, grind the weed into fine mulch, then stuff it into the capsules so it looks like any other herbal supplement. Then put it into a bottle labeled for something embarrassing such as "Natural Laxative Herbs" or "Staminol". Then put the bottle in your shaving kit with several other bottles of "Natural" remedies and it will look like any of the others. However, it will still have that dank smell, so if you can shrink-wrap the lid, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

Another method is to purchase a used, but reasonably new hard disk drive and gut the disks out. Again crush the weed up good and pack it into the hard drive case then bolt it back together and put it inside one of those external hard drive cases and pack it with your laptop. The metal case will shield most of the X-Rays, but even if it does get through, the weed ground fine and packing every crevice will just look like some kind of industrial packing and little else.

A buddy of mine uses a plain old money belt and stuffs it with joints that have been vacuum sealed and pressed flat. I'd be afraid of getting robbed! But I have also just pressed a bag VERY flat and stuffed it deep in my wallet (remember to take your ID out BEFORE you get to security).

All you dopes who think the ass is a good smuggling port need therapy of some sort. I can't imagine sitting like that on a LONG flight although in reality I guess once you're through security, you can transfer the stuff to a normal carrying location. So if you don't mind things in your ass (or even like it) go right ahead, enjoy the flight stimulation! But don't complain if your smoke is a little "harsh".

CF

 

I have done this plenty of times, it depends on how much you want to smuggle, Duct tape is the solution, no need to grind it up just wrap it in some plastic and and tape it to your gooch or anywhere near your package, you can also hem your pants with thin rows of bud and put it in your suitcase, if you are trying to take alot back you need to do some surgery on your suitcase, have plenty of plastic wrap and a needle and matching thread find a spot on your suit case where the bud can be wrapped and flattened to match the contours of the suitcases design, all you have to do is make sure it is really packed together so that it is solid and sew it back in to the suitcase, I have sewn bud into the whole outer border of my suitcase before, you need to make sure that you are up for the task because if you fuck it up you will probably get caught, my real advice would be to sneak a bud on your person and forget about anything large, if you want to try to mail it back, make sure you mail small quantities at a time, the last thing you want is to sign for a big package of pot and get hit up or pay a girl to stick it up her pussy

 

I brought back from Amsterdam about 14g in lots of little baggies each labeled with the name of the strain and the coffeeshop where purchased. i put all the bags in a sadwich bag and tucked it into my sock, no big deal. I could have left it in my bag and it'd have been fine. I arrived in chicago and was selected at random for a bag search and the security guy cheked out my bong i got there, my scale, baggies, papers, momentos from the cannabis cup, and all that. NONE OF THIS IS ILLEGAL TO FLY WITH and the airport security are not cops. just don't get stupid and try bringin a kilo or any container with a liquid in it. they get really bent out of shape about shampoo.

 

those vaginas are really useful, aren't they?

 

One time when I was flying I forgot I even had a little bit of weed on me. It was in a pocket in my purse on the flight there and on the way back. I didn't even realize I had it on me until I got back home a week later. I'm guessing if it's hidden in some shit where they can't see it in the x-ray thing then it won't be a big deal.

 

Bake it. They don't often associate cookies with cannabis.