Snake!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hilder, Jul 7, 2009.

  1. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    I love snakes. I used to catch them when I was a little girl. Really cool creatures.
     
  2. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Hilder you live in TX not SoFL. Your dogs have little to worry about. Chase the snakes off with a stick or a water hose and sleep well at night.
     
  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I know nothing about snakes. Im a city girl.
    Teach me, Oh, Great Ones. :p
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Next time just hose it down...they slither away from water pelting them.
     
  5. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Texas has a shit load of poisonous snakes, especially here in the bayou city, shit load of water moccasins and rattlers.
     
  6. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :p
     
  7. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Could work, could make it more pissed

    "This dangerous semi-aquatic snake is truly an aggressive reptile that will stand its ground or even approach an intruder."

    http://www.wf.net/~snake/moccasin.htm
     
  8. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I posted earlier that we have those around the house. They will leave. I almost stepped on one's head once. Scared the hell out of me when I looked down and had a water moccasin staring at my toe. I jumped and ran back. I didn't kill it though - I intruded on it's space.
     
  9. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    I had a few bad run-ins with them while I was a lifeguard, so naturally I feel compelled to warn people about them. Believe me you'll do anything to get one of those out of a drain short of getting in the water. In any case not saying you are wrong just that people should use caution, yes?
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Of course, I'm just always sad to see a non poisonous snake killed because someone thought it might be poisonous. But hey I like in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. :cheers2:
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  12. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Perfect timing Hotwater
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ha, Ha :cheers2:


    Hotwater
     
  14. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I never ran into a snake in Houston. Now Im in Conroe. Its scary. I know, Im a girl, whatever.
     
  15. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    A snake normally won't eat anything larger than the fattest part of it's body. This would include the larger boidae such as Molurus Bivittatus, the Burmese Python, and Boa Constrictor with the possible exception of Python Molurus and Python Sebae, the Indian and African Rock Pythons respectively. But all these species can reach 25+ feet in length and none are native to North America.

    While there are several poisonous species native to Texas, they normally don't attack house pets unless they are small enough for consumption. Attacks by poisonous snakes on house pets normally occur when the pet attempts to protect the owner from a perceived threat. NOT from an attempt to feed.

    So if you see a snake, put the babies in the house and chase it off with a water hose or a long stick. And remember that striking snakes (water moccasins and rattle snakes) can strike from a distance of 2/3 their body length. Learn to recognize poisonous snakes and give them wide berth, ok?

    And don't kill them, they really are beneficial to the local ecosystem.
     
  16. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Me too.
    Kingsnakes are beautiful, and not poisonous - on the contrary, they hunt poisonous snakes. So if you are truly worried about poisonous snakes, you just killed an ally. A 2ft baby would do no harm even if it did bite, hell, a fully grown kingsnake wouldn't do much damage with a bite.

    If you live in an area that has poisonous creatures, educate yourself for your own protection. A lot of people kill snakes, spiders etc for no reason other than "they're gross!!!!!" and it's pretty sad.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine running into this MF'er :eek:

    February 05, 2009

    Researchers excavating a coal mine in South America have found the fossilized remains of the mother of all snakes, Titanoboa, a nightmarish tropical behemoth as long as a school bus and as heavy as a Volkswagen Beetle.

    At 2,500 pounds and 43 feet in length Titanoboa is as long as a school bus, and could eat crocodiles for breakfast :eek:

    Hotwater
     
  18. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Yeah, my bro-in-law got mad coz I killed it.
    Whatev. Next time I will recognize a non poisonous snake. the last snake I ran across was a copperhead. I got scared.
    I need to learn these things. I know squat about snakes.
    The Blue Heeler had a turtle in her mouth and just carried it around like a ball. lol I yelled at her and put the turtle in the pond. I wonder where it came from. do they eat up the fish?
     
  19. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    ya'll stop making me feel bad. :(
     
  20. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    a decent rule of thumb is that most venomous snakes have a distinct arrowhead shaped head. esp rattlesnakes and vipers.
     
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