Oh man. A thought like this never really crossed my mind.... Let's see.... Well, my friend Cole gets erections from me and he can make it move, so if I had a 'thing', I'd wanna get an erection make it move too....*shrugs*
Haha that made me laugh Hey! If I'm a guy, I can have bad hygeine! Cum has protein in it, but pee is just yucky...
i'd get a hard on and then bang it on stuff like my man does, he says it doesn't hurt. i'd like to see for myself if it does. lol.
I'd spank it like 50 times in every room of my grandma's house. I'd fuck every sexy bitch I passed in the ass and in the pussy, and I'd get some head. I'd slap a 95 year old man and woman in the face with it. I'd take a long piss. I'd attempt to suck it myself. I'd put on a speedo and walk to the market with my speedo on and a huge boner trying to say hello to the world. I'd stick it in a warm apple pie. I'd measure it. I'd take thousands of pictures of it and give copies to everyone I know. I'd draw a face on it. I'd get a Prince Albert. I'd get a tattoo of a $100 dollar bill on my penis and ask some chic if she'd like to blow my hundred. I'd get a boner and get on a packed elevator and rub it on people. I would name it ZsaZsa. I would play a drum solo with it.
Damn moonflower....That would make a hilarious "Jackass" type tv show! I can see it now.....it would actually blow Jackass away.
