So how was your Saturday?

You should. And if she freaks out, just be like "Dude, you know you want it, so just fuck me already." Then, those lines will win her over and you will have magnificant sexual relations with her and she will scream out your name and you will be very happy.

 

Or she might bite it off.

 

I lost a little money gambling and sobbed myself to sleep.

 

Psh. Negatives, negatives.
I think she will be like "Holy fuck, that's sexy!" and then she will rip your clothes off and totally fucking you right where you stand. it will begin so fast, you wont notice until your in her and she's screaming.
That's so how its gonna go.

 

That's how it goes in your short stories not my life.

 

i drove to san antonio with dean and a couple friends for this kegger at my friend scott's.. there was a margarita machine and he has a chocolate lab puppy that is too adorable for words. i got drunker and higher than i've been in a while. it felt good and i feel alright today thanks to vicodin. at the end of the night we built a roaring fire and played some music, i saw some people i haven't seen in a while and said bye to all my friends who are going back to college, it was great.

 

San Antonio now that brings back some rather unpleasant memories

Basic military training at Lackland AFB


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Went out shopping and stuff with my Mom & sisters. Then me and the kid hung out at their house for a little while.
Let the kid have too much junk food,and regretted it when she was wound up at the end of the night... and I was exhausted.

 

yuck. my boyfriend when i was a freshman lived at lackland, both his rents were in the air force. i went to a military middle/high school but i was only in ROTC for 7th and 8th grade. not my cup of tea....

 

The biggest surprise was that the food was great


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but you only have 5 seconds to eat it....

 

Which was very difficult on the one day of the week they served steak



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Psh. Anything is possible.
Just do it, worst thing that can happen is she will chop it off, so really, just keep sharp objects out of the room when you do so. Problem solved.