So, I am an empath.

Uhhhmmm...sorry, dope. Would you please spell this out for me?

 

Is your miracle quotient improving?

 

Nope. I'm definitely pissing myself off.

 

Prostate trouble?

 

Lmao ass

 

LOL You're just like her, damn you.

 

Except she has boobs.

 

Not very big ones, though.

 

End the relationship with yourself.

 

So maybe you're not all that different, in this regard.

 

FINE. Hand me the scissors.

 

Oh no, I was pointing to something when I said that.

 

"If thy eye offend thee, pluck it out."

 

If you're really looking for inner freedom, some teachings point to the fact that we split ourselves into two. The "I" and "myself", so they say, end the relationship with yourself (a division implies that we are not whole). You don't need to hate this or that about yourself, like this, love that, so on and so forth. It helps you rid yourself of needless inner conflict. It's a good first step for some I suppose.

 

We need an anatomy lesson.

 

Bust out the yard stick teach

 

We don't piss outta our eyeballs.

 

When did you figure that out? LOL

 

You obviously haven't received the kinds of glares that I have.

 

To me it is self evident but zengi is all ready to use a screwdriver to pull out a nail.