So I asked a Lady for her number, Advice?

sex, i think.

it's supposed to be easy, but people like to make it hard.

they're not.

 

lol good point.

 

So did she call yet?

 

Umm No not that I recall,

I guess Its time for plan B.....

 

look man there are billions of girls out there

if this one didnt call back, its really no big deal...

going to pick up women during the day is a nice idea, but at night isnt bad either... so , i'd say go for both ... you aint got nothing to lose right...?

 

Well I was at the pub the other night sitting at a bar having a beer minding my own buiness and a big fella sat down beside me.

Long story short he said "I could break your neck and slit your throte just like that"

I done nothing to provoke him I was just sitting there

In the end he shook my hand and told me I had balls.

I was just to drunk to relise I should be worried,

It was a rough biker pub,

good time tho

 

Eh, there are a lot of girls in the world. 3 billion of ém or so.

Don't get me wrong, there are girls worth chasing, but if the hunt get's boring find a sluttier fox.

If the metaphor is still working.

 

I approve,

 

well, maybe a job, if he spends ALL his time cruising for chicks.

 

lol i thought that too when i posted it ... didnt wanted to make the post too long

solution would be to work as a chick-cruiser, you know, this way you could cruise for chicks all day and not lose your job