So I took a drink of my beer, right......

not just that.... dick juice, pussy juice.. lotsa jizz

 

Damn, aww, thats fucked up man. I cant even imagine. Fuck no id kill.

 

the pussy juice wouldn't be bad, but when you mix all that other shit up with it......ugh

 

depends how long it had been sitting in there

 

That is sooo grosss.... Im really sorry for you

 

Yeah this is horrible. You've got my sympathy.

 

I know you guys are gonna be pissed, but i made that shit up! Pretty good, huh?

 

You are such a fucking lagnut for that......







1. lagnut
a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse
hair
"james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided
eat the ass anyways"

 

I always called those dingleberries

 

me too, but I guess some people call them lagnuts......


1. dingleberry
A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

2. dingleberry
A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.
Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

3. dingleberry
A mass of toilet paper and feces that clings to the anus and surrounding anal hairs.
While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.

6. dingleberry
Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.
You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

8. dingleberry
What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.
"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

9. dingleberry
a brown piece of poo poo that hangs from one's rear, after they have just taken a massive crap and do not have the energy to wipe themselves, they simply let the poo poo hang!!

 

That's fucking awesome!!!

 

Death you are twistad... with an A for excelent use of imagination

 

I truly felt sorry for you...I feel used.

 

sorry. its a story. Im sure something very similar has happened to someone somewhere. You can feel sorry for them if you want.

 

thanks.

 

I felt indifferent.

Since we're on the subject of "party tricks" though, I do know a guy who really got a candy cane shoved up his ass when passed out... A little Christmas love..