So I took a drink of my beer, right......

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, May 27, 2005.

  1. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    not just that.... dick juice, pussy juice.. lotsa jizz
     
  2. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Damn, aww, thats fucked up man. I cant even imagine. Fuck no id kill.
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    the pussy juice wouldn't be bad, but when you mix all that other shit up with it......ugh
     
  4. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    depends how long it had been sitting in there
     
  5. Faerie

    Faerie Peachy

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    That is sooo grosss.... Im really sorry for you
     
  6. Magnus76

    Magnus76 Member

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    Yeah this is horrible. You've got my sympathy.
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I know you guys are gonna be pissed, but i made that shit up! Pretty good, huh?
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    You are such a fucking lagnut for that......







    1. lagnut
    a small peanut shaped piece of poo that stubbornly clings to an arse
    hair
    "james was unimpressed by the langnut on sandras' hoop, but decided
    eat the ass anyways"
     
  9. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I always called those dingleberries
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    me too, but I guess some people call them lagnuts......


    1. dingleberry
    A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
    My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

    2. dingleberry
    A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.
    Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

    3. dingleberry
    A mass of toilet paper and feces that clings to the anus and surrounding anal hairs.
    While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.

    6. dingleberry
    Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.
    You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

    8. dingleberry
    What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.
    "Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

    9. dingleberry
    a brown piece of poo poo that hangs from one's rear, after they have just taken a massive crap and do not have the energy to wipe themselves, they simply let the poo poo hang!!
     
  11. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    That's fucking awesome!!![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  13. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    Death you are twistad... with an A for excelent use of imagination ;)
     
  14. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I truly felt sorry for you...I feel used.
     
  15. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    sorry. its a story. Im sure something very similar has happened to someone somewhere. You can feel sorry for them if you want.
     
  16. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I felt indifferent.

    Since we're on the subject of "party tricks" though, I do know a guy who really got a candy cane shoved up his ass when passed out...:D A little Christmas love..:D
     

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