so i went to church today...

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by soulrebel51, Nov 27, 2005.

  1. Micha

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    oh my god, antoine..
    you're staring at me with those eyes of yours
    :Dahaha
    it's kinda creepy
     
  2. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    JC fanatics
    support yo savior,
    donate all yer savings to the goddamn church!
     
  3. Orsino2

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    I still wouldn't perform at a church... unless :p I could start this gigantic mindfuck of a gimmick and perform Christian death metal as people were coming in or something. You know, just for fun and whatnot. Then we could have a couple people march in with a gigantic statue of emporer Haile Selassie and pass a couple 5oz. blunts around for a gigantic rotation session while listening to Matisyahu. You know, Universal Unitarianism and whatnot.

    Fucking grape juice and bread. :D Hardcore.
     
  4. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    no, i don't know what i am

    I am pretty sure those who practice and believe in my entended family are Ukranian Orthodox, but my Baba and Gido's church was corrupt [with mobsters and such] and then there was this whole thing with one of my cousins who was a twin, but the other twin was still born so it couldnt be burried in the church cemetary...yadda yadda yadda and that was the end of attending church in my extended family...

    i agre with some of what it teaches, but a few strong things i really don't belive in [but it does] so...yeah
     
  5. Micha

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    ahaha:D they have names like
    "beautiful" bruce biggens
    the modern day warrior
    GLACIERRR!!
    the flamingo kid
    mr mardi gras(my favorite..but i'm biased)
    the prince (complete with crown and sexy wrestling pose)
    "God's property" billy jack
    and the custodial crippler
     
  6. Micha

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    haha
     
  7. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    AHh

    that'd be fucking awesome. :D

    I like grape juice, and whole wheat bread.. Not that bleached shit. nah. :D
     
  8. canadian_boy

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    that's a weird story [​IMG]

    By grandfather is a member of quite conservative catholic order .. But i don't mind since he doesn't try to convert me
     
  9. Orsino2

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    I've always wanted to own a church... ever since I saw Alice's Restaurant. :D But every time I see that movie or think of churches, California Dreaming plays in my head and it gets really annoying.
     
  10. Micha

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    my (step)grandpa is very much a republican...
    and he's not even religious

    what a terrible waste of a perfectly fine notreligious person...
     
  11. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    TA-DAH!
     
  12. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    I've never seen Alice's restaurant.

    I've always wanted to own a business though? ahah? :D

    Natural store, I think... And sell some handmade clothes etc.. beads.. that sorta deal :D
     
  13. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    yeah, but the main reason i said that thing about orthodoxy was cause it always seems to be made into a Catholic v. Prodestant battle, but then Orthodoxy seems to be like sitting in a corner twiddling their thumbs like the middle child...
     
  14. Micha

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    aw:D
     
  15. Micha

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    ooohh megg! come here and do it! we can own it together.. [​IMG]
     
  16. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    [​IMG]

    who wouldn't wanna be friends with this guy?
     
  17. Micha

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    i know i would...
     
  18. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    Jeez.. [​IMG] I had figured George was gonna be my associate, but you can help too.[​IMG]

    I'm not movin to the south. [​IMG] I like my Canada fine now.

    You can come here if you can stand the cold winters. [​IMG]

    Which aren't that hard to stand.
     
  19. Orsino2

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    And just because you aren't a republican doesn't mean you can't go hunting or shoot a gun. :p Actually, I would have to say I'd rather not hunt, though it can be a good practice. I'd much rather spend my time countering and curbing things such as urban sprawl if I was ever forced to join the NRA and become a brainwashed U.S. Marine, etc.. I'd like to say what a terrible waste of perfectly fine notreligious person, but I guess that's their own damn choice and opinion. I really couldn't give a shit, but it's kinda... dumb. :D You know, people who support abortion (nobody can really draw the line there, though) and are vegetarians and people who love jesus, yet support capital punishment and have a billion family members in the military and wave flags at every occasion.
     
  20. MoonjavaSeed

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    Georgio, what kinda instra does my naked chick have hanging on her wall? :D
     

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