So ladies you are ready to have sex with a guy you think is super sexy and

If anything it certainly proves a degree of trust in the partner.

 

I have no intention not now, nor ever, of shaving my body hair, or any hair on my body (bar facial hair), for that matter.

Ain't nobody going to make me shave down there either.

Personally, I don't mind if my girlfriend or any other respective girl I'd see did, or didn't shave (my girlfriend has a landing strip, as they say), so that's the choice of the individual at hand, as to what they decide to do.

 

How is your mom anyways? And what are you doing looking at your dad's dick?


That happened to me with a chick once. Got her pants off and was confronted by a huge Canadian beaver. I didn't care. She later told me she would have trimmed had she known we were gonna do the horizontal shuffle.

My charm was just too irresistible for her.

 

:smilielol5:That just made me actually LOL! I'm very gentle and careful. Haven't had an accident yet!

 

I'm hairy like a wild beast.

I hate shaving my face, there's no way a razor is getting anywhere near my nuts.

 

And without the razor ...?

 

A soft caressing motion is not a bad thing.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

R u ok?

Your posts aren't usually so...

... hollow

 

sure, why not? i heard he turned fleshlights into vaginas once.

 

"home boy, u lost me."

 

Just once though. It is written in the Great Prophecy that he who turns a lowly rubber tool into a glorious pussy will immediately afterwards loose that magical power forever. He will also henceforth wander aimlessly professing strange beliefs and telling mysterious stories that no intelligent being can understand.

And that, my friend, is the end of that ... sadly you will have to keep the rubber thing.

Sooo sorry :sunny:

 

WOW...I'm Speechless, And Confused....................Wouldn't Be The First Time...



Cheers Glen.

 

Liar!

 

Sorry I was stoned at the time. I thought that contrasting Jesus coming at the genitals with a razor and Jesus gently cupping the testicles was funny.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Shit dude I think I was drunk

Sorry for being all judgemental n stuff

Just take it to mean that I usually find your posts to be insightful and intelligent

Cuz that's true

 

Do pussy farts count i find them funny ......

 

But... but...

The point of the thread is "whatever floats the little man in the boat".

 

You need to read the forum rules again my friend. You're not allowed to post pictures of cunts...

 

You could shave me anytime Hippitychick! And I could shave you, the best part is checking for any missed spots with my tongue, I would have to do a lot of inspecting. Might miss a few areas to further the inspections.

 

:blush5: Oh my! I bet you say that to all the girls....quite an enticing thing to think about I must say. I wish they had a smiley for someone fanning their face because that's what I'm doing right about now!