So we got caught downloading

You want to put on some fencing gear and test that theory bitch?

 

I'm talking about real sports.

 

Well, we could box, but I have like 100 lbs and I think like a half a foot of height on you.

so that seems unreasonable.

 

don't underestimate his crazy jew strength

 

Boxing is still not that close to a real sport... but it is getting closer.

I'm more worried about your reach than your weight and height advantage. I'm at the best shape of my life right now. I feel like I could beat up anyone who doesn't exercise regularly.

 

Well, some people think MMA is a real sport. but, again, my legs probably weigh what you do.

 

So basically a bunch of fat people, druggies and socially inept dweebs. Great.

 

MMA is closer to a real sport than boxing.

I think I'm pretty good at using others' strength to my advantage. Size really isn't always a positive. I can bet that I'm a whole lot quicker than you. I got mad b-ball point guard skillz.

You.

 

Nope.

 

The Sims. I just build a wicked awesome house or two and then lose interest.

 

Well, let's make a deal.


If we ever meet each other (which hopefully will never happen) we won't say a word, but instead... immediately fight.

Only rules are: You can't attack the other person without first getting their attention (no sucker-punches), no kicking in the balls or gay ass shit like that, and no being a pussy and filling charges against the other person after the fight.

Deal?

 

I love when my threads take awesome, interesting turns like this.

 

You're just a big trouble maker Ramona lol

 

1) i got the downloading letter too. they didn't shut off my internet though, they just sent me a letter saying the the government is pissed and they recommend i hide the evidence...

2) sports games can be great fun, why not? i can't think of a single game genre that has absolutely no potential to be fun.

3) yeah, being tall and fat is really overrated in a fight.

 

If your computer can run it, 3 looks pretty bad ass.

 

The only sims I ever played was the first one. I found it ridiculously complicated and tedious. Have they improved since no. 1?

 

Hell yeah, lol. You can do so much more, and in 3, you don't have so many fucking load screens and you can easily travel from place to place.

 

I have disturbing fast twitch muscles.

it just looks wrong to see how I move when I am getting twitchy, it freaks people out when I'm doing trivia, because that "jump for the buzzer" thing, I mean, I've never been beaten jumping for the buzzer when I know the answer.

could be that I am always essentially twitching.

that and I've spent a lot more time parrying than you have as a matter of course, it's hardwired.

 

I really don't know how twitching can come in handy during a fight, but I'm sure that you'll be able to give some lucky fat girl one hell of an orgasm.

I knew he wouldn't take me up on it.

What a pussy.

 

I'll take you up on it BSR cause I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit outta some people again now that I quit smoking.

I wont lie. I wanna play Sims 3. I don't think it's any worse entertainment than the forums, to be honest. But it does burn me out way faster. After all, I played The Sims for about 6 months. I've been on the forums for years now.