so what are you guys having for dinner tonight?

Hamburger helper.

Actually, turkey helper, we don't eat beef.

You can substitute ground turkey for lots of things! Except meatloaf......that night was messy.

 

I had a slice of frozen pizza.

 

^i had an entire frozen pizza. and i wonder why i'm putting on weight?

 

I've been losing weight. I have no idea why.....I might have a tapeworm.

 

better luck next time

 

Haha I hope I do have a tapeworm. I shall name it Otis.

 

i want to have on installed.

 

what?

I wanna be the meat in a MamaKCita/MollyBoston sandwich. Every time I see you two girls together in my buddy list, that's the first though that comesto mind.

 

ahahaha. i get all excited...RED'S HERE!

i want a tapeworm installed.

 

I can install and uninstall an Irish worm for a few hours if that'll help.

 

OKAY

C'mere KC.

I don't know what's for dinner tonight, but I need a hamburger immediately. I just told the BF that and he laughed. I'M NOT KIDDING, ASSHOLE, GET ME A HAMBURGER.

I will sleep with the first person who shows up at my door with a hamburger.

In the meantime maybe I'll masturbate to the image of KC and Red showing up together at my door holding hamburgers.

 

i wouldnt mind some slenderizing parasites for a while, if i could immediately rid myself of them whenever i wanted.....

i could eat as much as suits me and not only not gain weight, but lose weight.

of course, this is all dependent on my ability to get rid of them instantaneously, which sounds pretty impossible to me.

so maybe i should try the normal way.....dieting (for me, reduction of alcohol intake and fast food) and exercise (go for more walks, buy a bicycle)

 

not fair, you're too far away...

but if i could get to you with a hamburger it would be a damn good one.

i wouldnt want to sleep with you for a hamburger, though. that would be wierd.

i WOULD bring you a hamburger, however, and just hang out for a bit if that would be cool.

 

That's a good point, Nesta. Okay: first person with a burger gets your choice of either my hooha, or a bong hit while we watch The Soup. Either way.

 

Don't worry, I'm coming.
I'm pounding beef as fast as I can here.

 

i don't know if it'll help, but IT'S WORTH A TRY!!

tonight we're having elk tenderloin steaks, beans, salad with gorgonzola my own special salad dressing.

i will now go masturbate to the images of molly masturbating and irish worm installation.

 

Goddamn vegetarians and their morals.

 

fuck vegetarians.

 

i'm NOT a vegetarian, though i'm attempting to reduce my meat consumption and eventually virtually eliminate it.

in fact, dinner last night was pepperoni and sausage pizza.

its not that i'm a vegetarian. i'd get her a hamburger. fuck it, i'll probably get myself a hamburger today.

its the exchange of sex for a hamburger. sounds wierd. and greasy. and kinky.

ok, i'm in.

 

I was going through a vegetarian phase until pretty recently, when I remembered that shut up and give me a hamburger.

KC, I'm coming over for dinner.

Red, thank you for that. I love you! I also love that it's almost midnight for you. WEIRD.

Sunday is our "order food and get high" night. I'm thinking Indian.