so what kind of horrible calamity will take place next week?

ohh the humanity..................

 

you know what will happen in the next week. All animals and plants will become extinct exept for humans, and we will be forced to live off of just petrolium and coal.

 

Well thankfully nothing happened in my universe today.
Aside from a horrible bout of hay-fever.

Aghh, I hate when people attempt to attribute natural disasters to human hands. Don't people have enough incidences to go spin some theories around?

 

Ok whats gonna happen next week?
Well provided u all promise u dont tell ANYONE=?

Jesus is coming back.
Except he's ditched the sandals , peace , love and non-judgemental shit.
He's kept a diary of 2000 years of stuff and he's secured a 3year deal with the television networks where he's blow the lid on everything ,EVERYONE has ever done.
That includes YOU , the one reading this now.All that pervy shit- you know the stuff I mean.

And he says unless you ditch rap music and Britney Spears and start singing songs praising HIM , he's gonna come round your houses and batter you and sxxxx your Mrs.

I managed to get hold of him in his offices in London's West End to offer a joint venture , or just an exclusive interview
"Think Im gonna fuck round turning water into wine again while some S and M wacko nails me to a cross, u can go fuck yourselves".

"Anything else?" , I asked.
Noticing him pick up what appeared to be a sawn off shotgun , he replied ,
"Yeah .Yippe aye eh motherfucker".

CHarming language....

 

I actually don't give two shits if the world ends tomorrow. I'm 21 years old, I'm too young to worry about that. I keep my little part of the world clean, but damn, I'm not going to lose any sleep over the fact that the rest of humanity seems to think the world is its dump and playground. I'd much rather spend my time enjoying and savoring life as it is today than piss and moan about what might happen tomorrow.

 

this heat wave on the northeast coast of the US...yea, totally masterminded by teh elite!!!!11z1!!

 

They'll put military type checkpoints in more places than Washington D.C.

 

yeah . .

funny isn't it . .

 

nahhhh,,but the floods in the midwest?????

 

Yeah, that's just crazy.

But D.C. and New York have already experienced the violation of posse comitatus.

 

thats of no concern to me. its outside the northeast :tongue:

 

Agh, heatwave. We are having a mini heat wave here (where I live).

Maybe the 'elite' wish to make us all look like puff balls, due to hayfever, therefore unatractive to the opposite sex, and we all slowly die out.

Or, maybe I had a little too much of my Antihistamines?

 

That's the most sophisticated and latest population-control effort I've ever heard of. LOL!

Obviously, environmentalism didn't cut the mustard.

 

Yes, trust me, it IS the most sophisticated and latest population-control effort. I probably should wake more people up about what I know *sniff*.

It 'cut the mustard' about 3.5 million years ago when early elite 'man' decided to alter the climate, wiping out half the species of plant and animals, on earth. Cutting out the majority if not all other variations within our species.

 

That's not the population control effort, however.

Primitivist propaganda is.

 

I guess you are right.

I was just thinking, imagine how many sub-specious there would be today?
All uniquely walking on two legs.
Taking our jobs and women.
(i'm not part of the elite by the way - just saying)

 

NOW, you're talking crazy talk!

 

I'm not drinking either.

 

You've got the gift.

 

I won't ask any further questions here.
I'll take that as a compliment - thanks.:hat: