Some Asshole Kicked Me Out Of A Bagel Store

Good rule of thumb is to treat the person bringing you food very nicely. If I eat out it's with the idea that I'm not limiting my budget and I'm going to have a good time whatever happens. That is more possible when the people taking care of me are in good moods. Acting like a self righteous know it all asswipe doesn't work into that plan well.

 

Me: umm...... excuse me. Aren't we missing something?!?

yeah... well that sounded like an asshole comment, depending on how you said it of course. So you just may have brought it upon yourself

 

Yeah bronson your a dick.

 

Has anyone ever considered that "Bronson" is just talking bullshit? Have you not read any of his other threads?

 

who cares

 

I think someone like that really encounters those sort of scenarios, because i know a Bronson and the kids a tool.

 

See, I thought that after his first couple threads I read. My bullshit radar went off.

But this thread and the last thread he started, about his day to walmart being ruined by someone asking for spare change...

I dunno. It just seemed so intricate and inanly boring to be made up, as does this one. Who makes up a boring day just to post about it and hear mildly derisive things?

 

That's the funniest thing I've heard you say.

 

If he is talking bullshit he's hardly alone and no I haven't yet taken any particular interest in his threads. Probably trying to convince us (himself?) what a tough guy badass he is.

 

I tend to find you and pressed rat much more the tough guys. At least you lift weights and rats politics are pretty resolute.

 

Pressed Rat's my hero.

 

ahem.

 

And Cate is so bad ass she can kill two birds with one stone.

 

hahaha oh lord.

 

oh yeah, now that you mention it, i do recall him being a fake persona created to make up stupid stories that piss people off. in fact, i think i've called him out on it before...

it's been awhile though, and i have enough trouble remembering the interesting people, let alone him

 

omggzz i just about pissed myself laughing at that ^

 

Yeah. Same as the cat that lays one under the sofa every so often just to mess with people's minds.

.

 

Reminds me of an incident....I once saw a guy throw his beverage at an employee at Starbucks after a heated argument. I recall yelling "get out ya fuckin moron!" when he had started the scene. It was funny to watch, but I felt bad for the employee....

Either way, if I was the store owner in that restaurant it would have gotten physical. I think you got off easy :reddevil:

 

I thought that was pretty obvious.

Bronson just posts ambiguously stupid or obnoxious threads for reactions, which are then delivered. this shouldn't be difficult to understand for anyone who has read Bronson's lengthy and nuanced tutorial on how to masturbate a female hamster.

even the more believable ones like this or the one about being accosted by a homeless person in some parking lot come off as suspect to me.

 

Bronson your stories are out-of-sight They make after school specials look like low-budget PSA's...