Some like it dirty

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  1. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    Lol, I love these stories.I needa get out more....
     
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  3. schwahead

    schwahead Senior Member

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    ahhaha I feel ya... mine are all kinda old sooooo I know what ya mean
     
    schwahead, Jul 19, 2009
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  5. wonka816

    wonka816 Oh Davey

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    haha well its not a crazy place but ive done it in a bedroom while a family party was going on downstairs and me and my ex used to do it with her parents in the other room all the time. the one time her mom knocked on the door and she stayed naked under the covers and i quickly put on my pants and acted like i was getting a drink of water over at the computer desk while i buttoned haha
     
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  7. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    Lol, doing it while parents are in the house is always the best.Last weekend, my bf's brother had his two friends sleeping over and they threw something at the door while we were doing it.haha.Who ever did it, ran down the stairs and they all hid....freakin kids
     
    fuzz_acid_flowers, Jul 19, 2009
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  9. wonka816

    wonka816 Oh Davey

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    haha all im thinking of now is, i think it was American pie when the little brother jumps out of the closet yelling "YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE SEX ARENT YOU...FUCKERS! FUCKERS!"
     
    wonka816, Jul 19, 2009
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    Hahahaha.I could see them doing something like that.His brother's best friend lost his virginity to his gf at the beach and he couldn't even find the hole.Hahahaha and she had to direct him by saying left, right, up and down.I was almost in tears.We got him back with that one.
     
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  13. wonka816

    wonka816 Oh Davey

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    hahahahaha thats awesome
     
    wonka816, Jul 19, 2009
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    I know....at least I think he got in the hole hhaaha
     
    fuzz_acid_flowers, Jul 19, 2009
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  17. schwahead

    schwahead Senior Member

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    hahahah that is pretty damn funny!!!!!
     
    schwahead, Jul 19, 2009
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  19. Wait...What?

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    a play ground that looks like a castle at 1 in the morning, next to a poilice station.

    that was fun though.
     
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  21. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    on the back of a school bus. got a handjob in the back of a classroom. in a church bathroom(during mass), thats gotta be my best one.
     
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  23. wonka816

    wonka816 Oh Davey

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    outside of philly doing it in a church...hope it wasnt a church ive been to lol
     
    wonka816, Jul 19, 2009
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  25. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    hot :cheers2:
     
    DazedGypsy, Jul 19, 2009
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    on top of a watertower, during the summer at night. would have been cooler if i could last more that 5mins:D.
     
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  29. schwahead

    schwahead Senior Member

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    drink alot
     
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  31. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Take some opiates
     
    newradicalface, Jul 19, 2009
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  33. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Last night when I left my dick's house I got mine, but he didnt get to cum. He was waaaay too drunk and had eaten like 3 vicodins I was not gonna wait three fucking hours for him. I left. lol
     
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  35. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    there's this like abandoned construction site (where they're not even building anything yet) and it's just a big patch of weeds basically. i never had sex there, but i did everything but haha. not too creative or fun, but sneaking out of the house at midnight and getting back at 4 AM after doing dirty things under the stars in a patch of weeds was pretty cool.

    recently though i've been having most of my sex in the back of my dad's xterra at the "park and ride"... i'm not kidding, that's what it's actually called. quite ironic eh?

    OH and 2 years ago when i went to myrtle beach with my then boyfriend i gave him head in the back of his parents' van on the ride home. we were somewhere in virginia and everyone (his brother, brother's friend, and his friend) all knew what was up except for the parents who were trying to have a conversation with everyone. it was pretty funny :p
     
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    In a gondola while on a snowboarding trip
     
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  39. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Hmm a pool table, which gave me carpet burn on my bum haha, or in my ex-bf's boat.

    This thread makes me wanna have some kinda crazy sex somewhere haha.
     
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