Some People Can't Get High On The First Few Tries. Why?

I recall a roadtrip to Summerbreeze festival, nearly everybody except the driver got drunk on the way there. We passed through a small village and saw an old lady, one of my drunk friends rolled down the window and said to her: du hast was verloren! She's looking, then he yelled: The krieg!! and we drove off. We thought it was hilarious at the time

 

I remember my first time I sneaked out my house and me and my mate went to pick up some amsterdam haze and we was standing outside his bedroom window cause he has a conservatry and we rolled 2 fat heads and we smoked one each I wasent stoned so we went back and got a 8th then we rolled as many as we could me and my mate couldent stop laughing at anything good times