Somebody phone God

Glory fucking hallelujah.

 

so my temp thingy says 110.3f right now.. and it's going up. i'm sending more heat east. once it mixes with the oily hurricane, the lightning will set it on fire. i suggest you leave now.

 

cause the rich people care more about beach front property then your poor lil belly..

grass is so dry here,, my friend just lit it and it brush fired to the end the road.. He said, guess we will not have to cut it.... it looks nice though..

 

110 ...I would melt or go crazy...or a combination of the two

 

now you understand why i am the way i am..

 

Damn! And here I am, this close to the first trial of my Earthquake Ray....

 

When there are strict water bans for the general public in Florida, they still put plenty of water on the Bob Hope golf courses (and the rest of the courses also).

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Looks like Earl turned faggot and has been downgraded to a cat 2 storm

By the time it hits tonight we’ll only experience tropical storm conditions.


Hotwater

 

Phone him yourself and use your own money

 

The responding caller is unwilling to accept the calling fee of your proposed intergalactical call.

 

"Intergalactical?"

 

oh great...now Ill have that stuck in my head for days


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9bS1dE0ps8&ob=av2e"]YouTube- "Intergalactic"

 

ok...now its too cold :freezing:

 

See what happens when you start to bug the big guy with that petty everyday stuff?

I expect you to give him a little call back and apologize and politely ask him to turn back on the furnace. :toetap05:

 

You would think being omnipotent he could get it right by now...

 

yeah, thats because the water in the atlantic isn't hot enough to keep feeding the storm keeping it big and strong. god didnt answer and jesus said fuck off, so idunno

 

Shhh! No, it isn't.

 

It was just right for me today... till work ended and I wasn't running ninety miles an hour. Now I'm cold.
http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=14527&wuSelect=WEATHER
^You can really tell fall is coming around here.

 

Pussy

 

ya..tell him to send me some of that too please