Something that doesn't exist that you wish did.

are extremely abundant

 

hobbits, unicorns, and magic carpets. the last two i would ride, the first i would befriend. i like this forum. even though i know my answers dont fall into the category of 'with group effort we can make come to fruition' but hey, i went impromptu.

 

alright, horny women who aren't fat.

 

or 40

 

Cougars need love too!

 

my 40-year-old neighbor is HOT. i wish she was horny...

 

hello brian

as to the op. i wish unicorns existed, i just read that and it made me realize yeah i wish they were real

and i wish jet mother fucking packs would hurray up and be invented

 

i don't like the idea of certain magical creatures. fucking humans would try and get all the unicorn blood so that they could become immortal.

 

Rich Jewish guys.


I keep hearing about them, but I've never actually seen one.....:frown:

 

this is getting complicated...

attractive horny women who aren't hiding out in the frozen northern tundra.

 

ironically, it's aardvark blood that holds the key to immortality...

 

She's further north than you last I heard.

 

that was my point. she should really move south.

 

it'll happen one of these days
and then america is screwed

 

no, you're screwed, america is embraced in warm fleshy embrace of a happy healthy canadian..........

well, I think that may have gotten a touch graphic if it had continued.

 

i intimidate canadian men and they're usually more manly than american ones

 

Damn, Dean! I spend all this time making an effort to accept things as they are, and you come shattering my world!

Ok, I would like hangoverless beer. STD-less and pregnancy-less women.

 

cigarettes that make you healthier than nonsmokers

 

if you ever see one, catch it and you will receive a pot of gold!

 

bottled sleep for when you dont have time to get the real thing.