Something that doesn't exist that you wish did.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ocean Bionic, Jul 6, 2009.

  1. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    are extremely abundant
     
  2. Tisbutehname

    Tisbutehname Member

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    hobbits, unicorns, and magic carpets. the last two i would ride, the first i would befriend. i like this forum. even though i know my answers dont fall into the category of 'with group effort we can make come to fruition' but hey, i went impromptu.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    alright, horny women who aren't fat.
     
  4. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    or 40
     
  5. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    Cougars need love too!
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my 40-year-old neighbor is HOT. i wish she was horny...
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hello brian :wink:

    as to the op. i wish unicorns existed, i just read that and it made me realize yeah i wish they were real

    and i wish jet mother fucking packs would hurray up and be invented
     
  8. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    i don't like the idea of certain magical creatures. fucking humans would try and get all the unicorn blood so that they could become immortal.
     
  9. Piaf

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    Rich Jewish guys.


    I keep hearing about them, but I've never actually seen one.....:frown:
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is getting complicated...

    attractive horny women who aren't hiding out in the frozen northern tundra. [​IMG]
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ironically, it's aardvark blood that holds the key to immortality...
     
  12. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    She's further north than you last I heard.
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that was my point. she should really move south. [​IMG]
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    it'll happen one of these days
    and then america is screwed
     
  15. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    no, you're screwed, america is embraced in warm fleshy embrace of a happy healthy canadian..........

    well, I think that may have gotten a touch graphic if it had continued.
     
  16. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i intimidate canadian men and they're usually more manly than american ones
     
  17. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Damn, Dean! I spend all this time making an effort to accept things as they are, and you come shattering my world! :(

    Ok, I would like hangoverless beer. STD-less and pregnancy-less women.
     
  18. nesta

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    cigarettes that make you healthier than nonsmokers
     
  19. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    if you ever see one, catch it and you will receive a pot of gold!
     
  20. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    bottled sleep for when you dont have time to get the real thing.
     

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