Something you envy about the opposite gender

Since this thread was first formed I've thought long and hard on what I envy about women and I just can’t come up with anything; it’s just too much fun being a man. :2thumbsup:

I can tell you what I love about women but envy; no way


Hotwater

 

Don't you envy that women can carry babies...have babies...and breastfeed?

I mean I KNOW you're just sitting there thinking how much you'd LOVE to take my place and go have a baby in a month or two?


(I still can't figure out if on this topic I envy men.... or feel they're missing out... I think a bit of both!)

 

One thing that guys used to always tell me they were jealous of.... when I was younger- me just like every other female used to be able to talk ourselves out of ANYTHING with the cops. I mean once a female gets older, gets a record...any of that ... it's "you shoulda known better" and they treat you like shit like anyone else BUT....when I was younger.... cop pulls me over for speeding or other things? Few crocodile tears and sad story and never a ticket or anything. Cop would just give some advice and say some motivational things...haha... anyways I know guys used to envy that. But like I said it doesn't work anymore. But then again, I also haven't had to deal with a cop... for speeding or anything else in many years cause I'm an angel now.

 

There is almost always more than one serial killers on the prowl over here... picking up females.. often women who work the streets, but not always... often college students though too... in vans and stuff.

More than one at any given time.

 

The idea of being hobbled for 9 months just doesn't appeal to the average guy


Hotwater

 

But... it is a certain closeness that guys don't ever get to experience.

Take that in a good way, a bad way or both. lol.

 

That's probably why 80% of all violent crimes are committed by men





Hotwater

 

So how the f@ck was I wrong?

 

She's being sarcastic, an obviousness which I'm assuming you realize but decided to callously ignore.

You thinking that a woman's entire life is built on her appearance says more about you than it does about women.

Also, even if what you said about women there were true, it still wouldn't support your conclusion, which seems to be that men are morally superior or existentially stronger in some way because they have to create themselves while women just sort of show up like furniture.
A woman could potentially build her entire existence on her appearance and still be morally and existentially superior to you. In fact, it wouldn't even be that difficult.

 

I find pretty much every part of the process disgusting

 

Eh, beautiful...disgusting... or both. Tis nature.

Know what was really disgusting though? I fell asleep in bed last night watching the colbert report and Tosh.O comes on afterwards....anyways... I woke up to--- ugh, (it really fucked with my brain seeing this on waking up)--- but it was a girl, standing up moaning- low moan- and just... moving around side to side.. oh, she was naked and she had a babies head hanging out of her. And she'd moan and rotate....moan, rotate.... and then, baby just slips out and she reaches down underneath her and just catches the baby and picks it up.

It was a crazy, messed up thing to wake up to.

 

Tosh annoys me and the homosexual flaunting just gets to me already like just admit you're gay or something already, you're wasting precious LOL time with your stupid gay scene cuts. I just want to see people hurting themselves on these shows, not a dickhead in a thong.

 

LOL... yea, I don't know. I'm not a fan of that show at all really. I just don't find it funny and I always see things that annoy me for one reason or another. I wake up to that show all the time though.

 

Honestly I think I've got better personality and looks to be a host of one of these shows and earn millions and I'll just straight out come out as gay and I'd be awesome and the world would love a gay alternative weirdo I just know they would! XD

 

The artificial womb will soon eliminate the need, inconvenience, and pain associated with 9 months of gestation :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

Well, because they have_________ into which they can put_________ of many ________and _______that are fun to_________. So. there ya'go.

 

Do it!!!

Soon?

Okay....fill in the blanks. I'm understanding...girls can hide things easier? Yes?

 

Well not soon enough for you; if that's what you're asking

Soon, meaning the near future :2thumbsup:



Hotwater

 

Ha. Yea didn't really think it would be soon enough for me even if it became commonplace tomorrow.

 

there's no cops in heaven..